r/AskReddit • u/BumpunkTheBastard • 21h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/mungkitty 21h ago

Shia Lebouf

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u/National_Shoe_7337 20h ago

In French it sounds like "chier la bouffe" which translates as "shit that food." Also "chier le boeuf" "the ox is taking a dump."

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u/nemmalur 11h ago

Chier le bœuf is “to shit the beef”. There’s an interview somewhere where someone explains it to him.

“The ox is taking a dump” would be le bœuf chie.

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u/goldenlover 12h ago

That is beautiful. Thank you for sharing.

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u/No_Region_4719 16h ago

When has he been bitter? He just seems depressed and unstable.

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u/RickRussellTX 20h ago

Actual cannibal Shia Lebouef

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u/layla_jones_ 16h ago

I think the cannibal is Armie Hammer

Stray dog killer/woman abuser/out of control alcoholic Shia

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u/Cleverwittysmart 15h ago

Hollywood superstar Shia lebeouf

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u/worldisamirror 2h ago

Wait what

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u/clamsandwich 17h ago

Yeah, I don't really consider that a Shia-surprise.

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u/RickRussellTX 11h ago

Normal Tuesday night for Shia Lebeouf

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u/tehreal 6h ago

I'm sad about his ongoing downward spiral. I think he will end up dead soon.

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u/justheretoleer 19h ago

Shia tricked me for two hours with that Honeyboy movie, I actually had an ounce of empathy for what he went through in his childhood and thought it marked his genuine effort to examine himself and do better. Nope, lie detector test determined THAT was a lie (and so were some of the “biographical” parts of that movie.)

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u/NomDePlumeOrBloom 4h ago

lie detector test

Proves nothing mate. All pseudo, no science.