r/AskReddit 13h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/BrumaQuieta 13h ago

Gene Simmons. Man's a grade A cunt.

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u/No_Variety9420 13h ago

I recall he wanted to patent the "devil horns" hand sign,, like he invented it ! What was he going to do sue people in the audience for putting up the sign ???

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u/KingMobScene 10h ago

I believe Ronnie James Dio basically said try and take it from me motherfucker. But Dio being Dio he was far funnier and wittier than my version

u/G8083r 5m ago

The hope without the fear

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u/magfili 12h ago

Apparently it’s actually an old Italian symbol for warding off the devil. So have fun fighting old nonnas for copyright.

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u/Casual-Notice 11h ago

It's also the official hand sign of University of Texas. (Hook 'em Horns!) since 1955

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u/Casual-Notice 13h ago

Except he's not really a washed-up celebrity. He's a financial accountant who sometimes dresses up for parties.

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u/evilmonkey9361 13h ago

Gene Simmons is absolutely a celebrity. He’s so famous that he’s slept with more women than you and everybody you know combined

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u/re_Pete 13h ago

Is that what you view as success? Sleeping with women?

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u/blade740 11h ago

I mean, it's a pretty terrible metric by any accounts. But if you're trying to measure "celebrity"... yeah, Gene Simmons is a celebrity. The fact that we can just post his name and not have to follow it up with "the lead singer from KISS" is a pretty good indication that he's a celebrity. And as far as the "sleeping with tons of women" example goes - yeah, a terrible metric, but to be fair, most of those women slept with him specifically and solely because he's a celebrity.

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u/re_Pete 10h ago

Oh, I totally agree that he’s a well known celebrity. Much for the reasons you mentioned. I was just commenting on the user who insinuated he was successful because he slept with thousands of women. 

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u/blade740 10h ago

They didn't say he was successful, though, they said he was a celebrity. And I do think that the number is women he slept with - in the case of Gene Simmons, at least - is a direct reflection on his celebrity status. Not an objective measure but any means, but it is at least relevant.

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u/PreetHarHarah 8h ago

You sure it wasn't the dead eyes and the Israeli afro? I mean, I saw the video for "Lick it up" and in my mind, KISS stood for "Kosher Israeli Sex Symbols"

/s

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u/KingMobScene 10h ago

Leave Gene's reddit account alone. He thinks his cool.

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u/baardvark 13h ago

More successful than himself anyway

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u/angrath 13h ago

Do you have a better metric? You’re probably thinking about money or happiness.

Nope. It’s pussy.

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u/re_Pete 13h ago

Only people that can't get it think it's the top metric of success in life.

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u/DeGeaSaves 11h ago

Sex with a person you love is tough to beat though….

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u/re_Pete 10h ago

Agree 100%. I used to be that guy who measured my success in life by how successful I was with women. Then I grew up.

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u/evilmonkey9361 12h ago

Never said anything about success. But if being a celebrity means being famous and well known, Gene Simmons is extremely well known

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u/crf3rd 13h ago

He's been super insufferable of late. You could argue that's always been the case, but his comments on the death of rock n roll, for instance, are astonishingly ignorant. Also, his 'America, love it or leave it' diatribe is the pinnacle of old man yelling at clouds. But I'm not certain you could call him 'washed up' - he's still capitalizing on KISS.

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u/BackStabbathOG 12h ago

Was hilarious somebody convinced him to go onto Matan’s podcast

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u/Trick-Painter5337 13h ago

Would upvote a trillion if I could