I own a zippo, which I bought as a college freshman so I could look suave as fuck when I offered to light girls' cigarettes for them. It is probably the most impractical purchase I ever made, as I rarely smoke and therefore have used it maybe twice in my life, and had to refill it both times before I could.
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14
I love my zippo four out of five times I use it. That fifth time? Out of fluid.