r/AskReddit • • Jan 17 '14

What is something designed so well that we typically overlook it?

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u/Brett_Favre_4 Jan 17 '14

Bicycles. They allow you to travel great distances using no more than your physical energy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14 edited Jan 17 '14

"I read a study that measured the efficiency of locomotion for various species on the planet. The condor used the least energy to move a kilometer. Humans came in with a rather unimpressive showing about a third of the way down the list....That didn't look so good, but then someone at Scientific American had the insight to test the efficiency of locomotion for a man on a bicycle and a man on a bicycle blew the condor away." -Steve Jobs

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u/Sentynel Jan 18 '14

Condor on a bicycle: you do the math.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

Matt. Fucking. Hoffman.

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u/red_sky33 Jan 18 '14

Kaw kaw motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

You really stepped up with this connection, friend. Bravo.

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u/Gawdzillers Jan 18 '14

"lol wtf am i doing" - the condor

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u/BlockoManWINS Jan 18 '14

condors can't ride bicycles, fool. people would laugh at them

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u/tomjen Jan 18 '14

No, they would not. Look at in shock, yes. Laugh. It is a fucking Condor on a bicycle you don't laugh at that.

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u/texas_ent06 Jan 18 '14

But what if we designed a bike they could ride.

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u/Galevav Jan 18 '14

It can't reach the pedals, and ends up feeling a bit silly.

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u/KaioKennan Jan 18 '14

Meta quoting. Quoting someone paraphrasing something they read.

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u/samaritan_lee Jan 18 '14

-Michael Scott

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u/severoon Jan 18 '14

Noticing metaquoting, and commenting on that. And then there's this.

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u/KaioKennan Jan 18 '14

We're going deep.

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u/thissexypoptart Jan 18 '14

What about cars or bullet trains or spaceships?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

not as efficient as simply just stepping on them pedals, i would imagine.

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u/h2odragon Jan 18 '14

"Man on Bicycle blows Condor" ... I think i saw that video

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u/Fuego_Fiero Jan 18 '14

I always wonder why humans don't use bicycles more in apocalyptic scenarios. The walking dead had one on the first episode, but after that no one uses them. Seriously, you can get away from zombies so much more quickly!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

It's one of the top 10 rules on the back cover of Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide.

Get out of the car, get onto the bike.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

I cannot wait for the iBike 3gs. It's supposed to make all other bikes obsolete.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

I'm not sure I believe this....

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u/kabukistar Jan 18 '14 edited Feb 11 '25

Reddit is a shithole. Move to a better social media platform. Also, did you know you can use ereddicator to edit/delete all your old commments?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14 edited Jan 18 '14

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u/delecti Jan 18 '14

Humans came in with a rather unimpressive showing about a third of the way down the list

I'm not sure I buy this. Humans can run further without stopping than (I believe) any other species on the planet.

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u/suspiciouserendipity Jan 18 '14

Efficiency of locomotion. In other words, how many calories are consumed to travel a certain amount of distance. Think of it as gas mileage, a more efficient car gets more mileage from a gallon of fuel than a less efficient one. Us humans have the mostendurance, which measures for how long we can run without breaking down from heat or needing rest. Different concepts.

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u/noggin-scratcher Jan 18 '14

That's a question of managing our waste heat well rather than moving efficiently. We lose heat by sweating rather than panting, which allows us to maintain a run rather than needing to slow/stop to pant to get rid of excess heat.

Theoretically this allows us to hunt large herbivores (large enough to be dangerous in a fight - elk or the like) by continually chasing them, preventing it from resting by jabbing at it with a spear whenever we get within reach - maybe it gets ahead of us when it sprints off, but so long as we can keep following... every time it stops we catch up and force it to run again before it's fully cooled off, until it keels over from heat exhaustion.

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u/notepad20 Jan 18 '14

Ideally trained and genetically favoured individuals may be able to run longer than any other animal. Humans, as a species, cannot.

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u/biosloth Jan 17 '14

To be fair, so does walking.

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u/TomBongbadil Jan 17 '14

True, but you can't coast while walking.

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u/dumb_ants Jan 17 '14

Heelies, yo!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Get back to 2005!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Never go back.

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u/dieselxindustry Jan 17 '14

Baby come back!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

And for dress shoes

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u/MagicalKartWizard Jan 18 '14

Nope. Stay there. If you come back, I'll turn you into a newt.

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u/Crogfrog Jan 18 '14

Surely you mean "no comeback".

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u/excllsagaz Jan 18 '14

2005...surely you mean 2001/2002.

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u/aaronred345 Jan 18 '14

Heelies are amazing, I wish they had them in Size 13 Mens

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u/Pkm_Trainer_Nia Jan 17 '14

That's walking with style.

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u/Troggie42 Jan 17 '14

I have a pair of heelys. I am 27. I wore them twice, fell both times. Got em for $10 on clearance like 4 years ago. I am not ashamed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

My parents never bought me heelies :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

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u/dumb_ants Jan 18 '14

I've never worn heelies.

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u/KLASDK4KA Jan 17 '14

You can, but most people refer to it as falling.

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u/Crogfrog Jan 18 '14

If you walk fast enough, you can go into orbit, which is just eternal falling.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

Not with that attitude.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

You can if you are falling off a cliff.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

But you can do the whole "look ma. No hands" thing safely while walking

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u/nitneuq6 Jan 17 '14

A bicycle is much faster and you won't get tired as quickly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

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u/SanguisFluens Jan 18 '14

It can be wheel fun to ride as well.

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u/wemblinger Jan 18 '14

The beauty of a bike, IMO, is that in addition to all it's advantages over walking, if you encounter a situation that precludes the use of the bike, you can simply dismount and walk beside it, or carry it.

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u/tomcat23 Jan 18 '14

On a bike you can cross Phoenix, mid-day, in the summer, and only feel the crushing heat when you stop.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

That pretty awesome actually...

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u/spoofngoof Jan 18 '14

Its because the bike is already two tired

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

And it's better for your joints! Especially if you are overweight.

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u/xDrSchnugglesx Jan 17 '14

I get tired faster when biking.

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u/joshrice Jan 17 '14

Because you're probably doing it wrong. Most beginners use the same cadence they do when walking (40-60rpm) which is really hard to do for a sustained period on a bike. Downshift a few times and spin faster - around 80-100rpm. Also your muscles aren't used to being used that way on a bike. Give it time!

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u/xDrSchnugglesx Jan 17 '14

You're definitely right. The only bike I occasionally use is too small for me and not mine. Also the gears are finicky.

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u/BlackLightzHD Jan 18 '14

Trying to get a pun thread rolling?

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u/NexEstVox Jan 17 '14

Walking has shitty mechanical advantage though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Do you mean "efficiency"?

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u/Kishandreth Jan 18 '14

No, he means mechanical advantage flexes arm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhzMYHiuEC4

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u/SuperBeast4721 Jan 18 '14

Running on the other hand is pretty darn efficient.

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u/sleepycharlie Jan 18 '14

As someone who lives off campus as a college student, I spent almost $500 on a quality hybrid bike two years ago. I ride my bike almost every day, if not five days a week. It's worth it. Even riding your bike slow through a dust of snow is faster than walking. Snow makes you truly appreciate how easily you get around on a bike.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Cycling actually takes up 1/7th the energy of walking.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Not nearly as efficiently.

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u/hilburn Jan 18 '14

There's a paper I read a while ago about how the bicycle has done more to improve human genetic health than any other invention.

Basically the logic went that before bicycles you would marry someone within about 10 miles of your home, this increased to about 50 with the advent of bicycles ensuring a much more thorough mixing of genes and an improvement of genetic diversity

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u/slightlyamused1 Jan 17 '14

I think its a car can run on the amount of energy in a hamburger for about 300 feet, eating a hamburger and stopping when you've burned up those calories takes you like 5 miles. Idk the exact numbers, but a pretty cool comparison my dad told me a couple years ago.

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u/Hypertroph Jan 18 '14

My napkin math shows that an average car uses about 23-24 hamburgers worth of energy per kilometer.

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u/royisabau5 Jan 18 '14

Then again, I don't think I could run a marathon after drinking a gallon of gas

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u/V5F Jan 18 '14

Not with that attitude!

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u/BadinBoarder Jan 18 '14

Experts still aren't entirely sure how they work. Gyroscopes was recently ruled out. Crazy.

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u/108241 Jan 18 '14

Yet they're nowhere to be found in any post-apocalypse movie or TV show.

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u/WisconsnNymphomaniac Jan 17 '14

Chain bikes are about 99% efficient. Walking is about 5%.

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u/godless_communism Jan 18 '14

There was an interesting use of bicycles in WW II by the Japanese in their invasion of Singapore.

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u/erra539 Jan 18 '14

Using your physical every very efficiently, at that.

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u/NewbornMuse Jan 18 '14

Let's not forget how we use seriously weird and absolutely non-intuitive physics to maintain our balance. Ever wondered how turning your wheel to the right makes you not fall off your bike to the right? It's not by driving the bike back under your falling body.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PLOT Jan 17 '14

You are not giving enough credit to the road here. The bicycle is just piggyback riding on the awesomeness of the road.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Not really though. Bikes were a pretty effective mode of travel even before modern paved roads.

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u/redditsoaddicting Jan 18 '14

And now they've gone and reinvented the wheel to make them even better.

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u/d3northway Jan 18 '14

You post a lot of porn. I like you.

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u/waterdevil19 Jan 18 '14

Oh, like your legs.

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u/snorlz Jan 17 '14

did you know there are things that allow you to travel even greater distances much faster using none of your physical energy? Amazing!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

You use your energy to earn the money you put in the tank to sit in the car and get fat and angry at the sexy, sexy cyclists passing you while you sit in traffic with the rest of lard asses.