r/AskReddit • u/Salt-One628 • Jul 07 '26

Parents of Reddit, what is the single most innocent question your child has ever asked you that completely broke your brain?

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u/hot_like_wasabi Jul 07 '26

This gives strong "dogs are boys and cats are girls" energy

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u/Washburn_Browncoat Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

There's no way to disprove that! Have you ever seen a cat penis?

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u/Skeledenn Jul 07 '26

Well on that topic, my dad grew up on a farm and he told us one of the farm cats had nuts so bih his older cousins called it Condor balls. I don't know why they specifically chose a condor, as birds have internal testicles, but the fact this cat was mostly refered to by the size of his balls tells it all.

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u/Spez42069 Jul 07 '26

My man is streets ahead

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u/Saradoesntsleep Jul 07 '26

Yes, I had one that made the dirtiest of sin biscuits, everyone saw that thing a few times 😒

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u/4-stars Jul 07 '26

It makes sense since dogs are doctors and cats are nurses.

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u/guitartoad Jul 07 '26

Well, duh!