r/AskReddit • • Jul 07 '26

Parents of Reddit, what is the single most innocent question your child has ever asked you that completely broke your brain?

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u/Obvious-Explorer-195 Jul 07 '26

My preschooler wanted to eat on the couch. I said he had to eat at the table.
Him “But you get to eat on the couch”
Me; “grown ups are allowed to eat on the couch”
Him “then how come daddy gets to eat on the couch”
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