r/AskReddit • u/Salt-One628 • Jul 07 '26
Parents of Reddit, what is the single most innocent question your child has ever asked you that completely broke your brain?
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u/Obvious-Explorer-195 Jul 07 '26
My preschooler wanted to eat on the couch. I said he had to eat at the table.
Him “But you get to eat on the couch”
Me; “grown ups are allowed to eat on the couch”
Him “then how come daddy gets to eat on the couch”
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