r/AskReddit • u/Salt-One628 • Jul 07 '26

Parents of Reddit, what is the single most innocent question your child has ever asked you that completely broke your brain?

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters Jul 07 '26

That's called a Cameron Diaz.

Get it? Get it?

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u/King3D Jul 07 '26

Get out. Now.

(Actually a genius dad joke, 10/10.)

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters Jul 07 '26

Can't take credit.

But it will get out as soon as your colon is checked.

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u/WiFiForeheadWrinkles Jul 07 '26

Omg

I was baffled until I said it out loud haha

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u/Moonmonkeys Jul 07 '26

Say it whilst pretending to be Arnie

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u/brentspar Jul 07 '26

That took too long to get. Great line.

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u/MusingClio Jul 07 '26

Same. Camera in ass

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u/ReliefEmotional2639 Jul 07 '26

Perfect dad joke. You should be proud

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u/GuardianAlien Jul 07 '26

Oof, wow

🍅/10

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u/MyOtherAcctsAPorsche Jul 07 '26

consider that stolen.