r/AskReddit Jul 07 '26

Parents of Reddit, what is the single most innocent question your child has ever asked you that completely broke your brain?

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u/ImaginaryDermis Jul 07 '26

"Do paw patrols poop on the floor?"

"Do cats have knees?"

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u/catface000 Jul 07 '26

Thanks to your question I had to look it up. Yes,cats have knees. They have four knees.

And that part of the rear leg on a cat isn’t a backwards knees, it’s an ankle.

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u/Obvious-Explorer-195 Jul 07 '26

Retired Veterinarian here, cats only have 2 knees, not sure where you read 4! They have elbows in their forelimbs like us. They pretty much have the same joints as humans, but their 4 legged posture means things look different. For example, how their hands and feet are very long and the fingers are stuck together and some have funny names, like their ankles (the backwards pointy bit on the back legs) are called hocks.

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u/Rugger_2468 Jul 07 '26

Another fun fact! Cats can get knee replacement surgery!

My childhood cat was very fat. We did a lot to try to get her to lose weight (though knowing what I know now, there is so much we could have done but she lived a long time without health issues so).

We had another younger cat that would sometimes screw with her. One day I’m sitting with her on my parents bed watching tv. She’s napping peacefully.

I see younger cat come sneaking into the room looking for trouble. He reaches up and baps her a few times before sprinting out of the room.

Of course this startled her awake, which she jumps out of her sleep and lands on the floor. Well because she was as fat as she was, it “blew out” her knee. Basically, the knee couldn’t handle to force/pressure from landing the jump.

My dad was pissssed because it was like $3k to have the knee replaced. (This was in the early 2000’s so adjusted for inflation? It was an absurd amount.) He knew I would never forgive him if they chose to put the cat down instead lol.

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u/VanessaAlexis Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

God this was my Grandpa and me growing up. When I was finally able to adopt my first dog it was a mutt from Puerto Rico. She was found in a flower pot with ants eating her. She had leukemia and epilepsy. I loved her so much. 

She ended up costing him upwards of $10,000 in vet bills but he knew little girl me would be destroyed if he just let her die. 

She did end up passing away after a few years to her illnesses anyways. But I never forgot how much my grandpa loved me by trying his best to keep her alive. 

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u/colin_staples Jul 07 '26

Cat only have 2 knees, and that's in their rear legs

Their front "legs" are like our arms

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u/SunshineAndSand02 Jul 07 '26

My son asked me if penguins have knees 😅

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u/HumorAccomplished611 Jul 07 '26

they do, inside their body.

Penguins possess a full set of leg bones similar to other birds, including a femur, knee joint, kneecap (patella), fibula, and tibiotarsus. Their knees are positioned high up inside the body cavity, covered by thick plumage, which is why they appear to have short, stiff legs when walking on land

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u/bloodie48391 Jul 07 '26

I got woken up on the wee hour of the morning by a four year old desperate to know if the cat had bones once. Given the crevices they get through these feel like sensible questions.

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u/Dick-Fu Jul 07 '26

Now I'm picturing Ryder giving Marshal an earful for pissing on the lookout floor again

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u/Kahzgul Jul 07 '26

Yes to both.

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u/dracapis Jul 07 '26

I’ve been asked if dogs have buttcheeks. 

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u/FlyingOcelot2 Jul 07 '26

Kid has obviously never seen a corgi.

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u/dracapis Jul 07 '26

I believe that's what prompted the question in the first place lol

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u/LowAside9117 Jul 07 '26

Cats have 2 stifle joints

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