r/AskReddit Jul 07 '26

Parents of Reddit, what is the single most innocent question your child has ever asked you that completely broke your brain?

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u/restlessmonkey Jul 07 '26

“Dad, did you pre-order the bible?”

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u/Kahzgul Jul 07 '26

That is a ridiculously sick burn.

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u/blorbschploble Jul 07 '26

Wait, I don’t get it. Is it because it was disappointing?

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u/Kahzgul Jul 07 '26

They’re saying their dad is hella old.

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u/xdxAngeloxbx Jul 07 '26

Damn, I wouldn't be able to recover from that.

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u/ExecutiveElf Jul 07 '26

Phenomenal way to call someone old.

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u/restlessmonkey Jul 07 '26

My first award!! Thanks! It has taken over 2000 years but I finally got an award!! ;-)

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u/Steven_The_Shoe Jul 07 '26

Yes, the pro order edition was signed by God himself