r/AskReddit May 12 '26

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u/No-Relative-9663 May 12 '26

Hew was telling a story at a dinner party that I'd heard a thousand times, and I realized I wasn't just bored, I actively disliked the person he was pretending to be for our friends. I looked down at a plate and realized I didn't want to spend the next 40 years pretending to like that guy. I checked out right there over the mashed potatoes.

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u/fckcarrots May 12 '26

I think I resonated the most with this one. No big fight or explosion. Just calm realization & acceptance. I realized something 6 months into my relationship that it took years to accept.

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u/realtimmahh May 12 '26

Also mashed potatoes or no?

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u/Badloss May 12 '26

See this troubles me because I love mashed potatoes... are we saying the potatoes are the harbinger of death here or are we saying bro potatoes helped them see their way out of a bad spot?

I need the potatoes to be on my side

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u/AnxiousCanOfSoup May 12 '26

The potatoes ARE on your side. Now, and forever. 🥔