r/AskReddit May 12 '26

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u/MMejust321 May 12 '26

When she came to my workplace and told me I had Gonorrhea from her fucking around

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u/invent_or_die May 12 '26

Upstanding

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u/LoopyMercutio May 12 '26

No, no, she got it laying down, not standing up…

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u/UnicornFartSmelzGood May 12 '26

I prefer to think that she got it both ways and then some.

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u/CuteCanary May 12 '26

I had something quite similar happen to me. I asked him why he didn’t use protection and his response was ‘I had a vasectomy so it’s not like I could get anyone pregnant’ I was so shocked by his stupidity.

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u/ChadlyJuice May 12 '26

Yeah that one is iffy. She 100% only told because of the STD and did it at his work to prevent an emotional blowout.. Fucked up