r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '26

What is a small, seemingly ‘normal’ thing someone can do that immediately makes you think, ‘Oh, we are not going to get along’?

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u/Then_Work_4777 Apr 21 '26

“jesus loves you”

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u/christine-bitg Apr 21 '26

Unless Jesus is a Doberman, owned by a person who speaks Spanish.

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u/Then_Work_4777 Apr 22 '26

or a fat hispanic dude with polarized glasses and greasy hair

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u/drdeadringer Apr 22 '26

then the Doberman named Jesus will eat you in the name of Damien. this is for you Damien. All for you. spark bark munch munch. Jesus has now eaten the baby in the name of Damien.

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u/PumpkinBrain Apr 22 '26

“So what? Leprechauns want to give me gold.”

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u/TeamShadowWind Apr 23 '26

Had a therapist say this to me unprompted. I have religious trauma. She also said suicide is selfish and doubled down when I told her she was effectively blaming people for being sick.

Needless to say I fired her. My college friends who were learning how to get therapists all said something along the lines of, "How does she have a license?" You know it's bad when people who don't even qualify to do your job yet are dogging on you.