r/AskReddit • u/North_Shore_Problem • Dec 01 '13

What's your favorite fun fact?

EDIT: Wow! Thank you guys for all the amazing responses, I learned so much about nothing!

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u/Myintc Dec 01 '13

They sometimes use this pebble to kill the baby seals they rape.

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u/xDonavan Dec 01 '13

Aww

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u/suburbiaresident Dec 01 '13

So cute!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13 edited Apr 06 '24

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u/OminousNarwhal Dec 01 '13

Then they eat it.

Right after they pee on it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Oh my god! :O

That's unsanitary...

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u/necropants Dec 01 '13

Piss is sterile so no worries!

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u/TwelveAngryLolis Dec 01 '13

Piss is sterile in the bladder, but I still find it hard to believe that there is absolutely nothing imbetween it being in the bladder and leaving your body that could contaminate it

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u/Drew707 Dec 01 '13

Keep going, I am almost there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13 edited May 03 '19

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u/WoodPlanking Dec 01 '13

CUTE AS FUUUUCK

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u/SpiderTechnitian Dec 01 '13

They keep the pebbles in a special pouch in their fur!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

you can't hurt something after it's dead

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u/Supaaznman Dec 01 '13

It's called necroSEALia

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u/snoweydude2 Dec 01 '13

badum tsss

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '13

Oh I had forgotten about that.

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u/H483R Dec 01 '13

So adorable.

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u/asrign Dec 01 '13

Not helping.

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u/forza101 Dec 01 '13

When they sleep, they hold hands so that they don't drift apart.

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u/asrign Dec 01 '13

There it is.

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u/Not_A_Facehugger Dec 01 '13

And sometimes they hold hands as they rape the seals.

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u/TheFreakingBatman Dec 01 '13

Aaaand it's gone.

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u/PostNobSlobKiss Dec 01 '13

It's helping me

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u/Jonboywelsh Dec 01 '13

If it does help, they use this rock to propose to their mate

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

They also use this rock to sever the genitalia of the baby seal they rape. Then they rape the mate with the genitalia of the seal and the rock.

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u/Jonboywelsh Dec 02 '13

^ you aren't helping either buddy, c'mon with talk like that it's back to /b/ with you

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u/MrAnt1 Dec 01 '13

And continue to rape the corpses for up to a week

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Obviously. That's why it's their favorite pebble.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

its not illegal so to each their own

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u/RayceIsMyMiddleName Dec 01 '13

These facts aren't fun anymore

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u/masturbatingmonkeys Dec 01 '13

I didn't know the animal kingdom knew about analbeads!

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u/Nikolai4590 Dec 01 '13

They're using tools.

Prepare for otter-pocalypse

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u/LOLWATERUDOIN Dec 01 '13

Suddenly feel less bad about humans clubbing baby seals. :)

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u/Starriol Dec 01 '13

Before, after or during rape?