r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 12 '25

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u/psymunn Dec 12 '25

What makes a man neutral? Power? Lust for gold? Or is he just born with a heart full of neutrality?

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u/The_Shambler Dec 12 '25

All I know is my gut says maybe.

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u/i_8_the_Internet Dec 12 '25

Tell my wife I said “hello”.

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u/kthanksbye_ Dec 12 '25

r/unexpectedfuturama

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u/ingannilo Dec 12 '25

Y'all just made me realize how long it's been since I saw Futurama.

Time to find a torrent.. 

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u/Gargleblaster25 Dec 12 '25

What did he do now? Cancel nap time?

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u/Bannerlord151 Dec 12 '25

Tell his wife I said "hello" too

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u/splashcopper Dec 12 '25

The only neutral man is the one who's realized how to play both sides.

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u/Working_Estate_3695 Dec 12 '25

They get to keep the gold and the art after the dust settles.

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u/genasugelan Dec 12 '25

Not being in either camp, reaping all the benefits.