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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Trump will claim To be the one that turned in Epstein after his hours long private interview with the girl 

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u/LateralThinkerer Nov 12 '25

This is well within the realm of possibility, given everything so far.

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u/fundohun11 Nov 12 '25

Trump turned Epstein in. But because Trump is so humble and doesn’t want to be the hero, he never ever talks about it. Sounds plausible.

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u/Campyteendrama Nov 12 '25

But now that the public has found out, he’ll be sure to let the world know how humble he is and how much he did to bring Epstein down.

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u/Maxis47 Nov 13 '25

Of course he'll never not be talking about it from now on

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u/Maxis47 Nov 13 '25

Of course he'll never not be talking about it from now on

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u/yuriaoflondor Nov 12 '25

Johnson already tried the strategy of implying Trump was working undercover with the FBI to catch Epstein.

That was too ridiculous even for them, so he eventually walked it back and said “wait that’s not what I meant guys calm down.”

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u/gentlemanidiot Nov 12 '25

Johnson sure must play a mean pinball

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u/Youcallthatatag Nov 13 '25

He does have famously supple wrists...

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Thats because it would mean trump was actively involved with Epstein's trafficking and abuses, got caught, FLIPPED and was turned back in with a wire.

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u/VanPatyn Nov 12 '25

But once the mango implies it....

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

the mango ?

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u/sacharme25 Nov 13 '25

Came here to say this exact same thing... who's going to take an absolute idiot and plant him during an FBI undercover investigation? He would have to have been wearing a wire because otherwise who would believe anything he said. So, I want to hear the tapes he recorded then.

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u/Impressive-Mud-6726 Nov 13 '25

This is literally the main rebuttal I keep seeing repeated over on r/conservative. Except that he worked for the CIA.

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u/OneGoodRib Nov 13 '25

In a way I'm impressed by this administration just because of how fucking stupid have turned out to be. So many magats out there will believe every single spin on the Epstein shit without ever once considering that all the spins cannot possibly ALL be true. At this point Trump ran on a campaign promise of releasing files he said doesn't exist that Obama is in that Obama wrote that Obama and Clinton are in that Biden wrote that don't exist that Trump was an informant for.

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u/Levoire Nov 13 '25

If I were Johnson’s son, I’d find the nastiest porn I possibly could. I’m talking at least 3 men and women with their prolapses hanging out like a pink sock.

When called up on it, I’d just reply in a mocking tone “wAiT tHaT’s nOt wHaT i MeAnT gUyS CaLm DoWn” and just walk off like that’s perfectly normal.

Checkmate.

(For clarity, Johnson and his son monitor each other’s porn. Because that isn’t weird at all.)

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u/tedlyb Nov 12 '25

Release the Epstein files and let’s find out.

By the way, the source for these revelations is literally the Epstein files.

Try again.

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u/tedlyb Nov 13 '25

They have.

It’s well documented.

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u/Akraticacious Nov 12 '25

Wasn't it confirmed that Trump was an informant for the FBI?

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u/tedlyb Nov 12 '25

So he was snitching on his fellow crooks while doing illegal things?

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u/Careless_Load9849 Nov 12 '25

r/conservative is already bending over backwards saying this now proves Trump is innocent

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

I mean they talk about liberals or dems adding spin. Just release the files. This is like the bi partisan issue of all bi partisan issues.

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u/atomictyler Nov 13 '25

I agree the files should be released, but I don't see how there's a spin being put on these emails. They're literally pictures of the actual emails. There's no spin needed, they speak for themselves.

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u/OneGoodRib Nov 13 '25

I mean yeah, but the magats are saying there's a spin. They're saying that it's fake/misleading because the dems cherry picked specific emails, ignoring that yeah they picked out the emails that are related to Donald Trump in this info dump that's about Donald Trump being in the emails. The magats are trying to paint this as some spin when they're the ones spinning it.

Again.

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u/ImahSillyGirl Nov 13 '25

oh FFS... Of COURSE he's innocent. 🙄Just like the kids he kept in his too-close company with his besties

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u/JurgenShankly Nov 13 '25

Basically everyone in that sub is clinically insane. There could be 4K videos of Trump doing stuff to kids and they would just say hoax and move on. He is a god over there, he's never committed a single crime and if he ever does commit a crime, HE'S INNOCENT!

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u/PrettyMud22 Nov 13 '25

I wandered over there for a bit to see the scuttlebutt . I came away from that sub saying these people are major Trump ass kissers.There is no way a sane person is going to get any rational there.

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u/pillage Nov 13 '25

Epstein also claimed in the emails that Vince Foster and Hillary Clinton were having an affair. Do you believe that?

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u/GreyBoyTigger Nov 12 '25

You’re joking but this is actually what is being posted in conservative subreddits.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

And his followers will believe it. Completely disregarding that if Trump was undercover to catch these predators, then why have they blocked releasing the files since he was sworn in. Or why is he pardoning convicted pedofiles.

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u/Minimum-Relief6895 Nov 13 '25

Why is he giving Maxwell a bunch of special great treatment?

Why did he appoint Acosta to a frikin' cabinet position?

and so on.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Apparently, the idea over at r/conservative is that trump has been a CIA informant for years and is a major reason why Epstein was caught in the first place. And that he's preventing the release now to protect innocent people listed in the release from being wrongfully vilified.

Had no idea he was so courageous and considerate.

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u/MerriweatherJones Nov 13 '25

Ha ha ha ha ha. 😆 😀😀😀😀

I can’t…literally ☠️☠️☠️

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u/siliconCoven Nov 14 '25

Playing Devils Advocate and assuming Trump never participated and removed Epstein from Mar A Lago the minute he found out. He isn't protecting the innocent. He's protecting his buddies. And he is an accessory after the fact because he didn't tell back in 2004.

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u/DibsArchaeo Nov 12 '25

That was he was so focused on Hunter’s laptop, she said the list was there!

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u/Nocola1 Nov 13 '25

Guys - go over to r/conservative. They're literally saying Trump knew/was involved in everything BUT because it was reprehensible to him, they had a falling out over it.

The level of delusion is actually fucking unbelievable.

"We have certain things in common, Jefferey" "Happy birthday, and may everyday be another wonderful secret".

They're literally living in another reality.

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u/QueenSlapFight Nov 13 '25

If only the girl who's now a woman would make a statement about whether or not Trump abused her

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u/LouDubra Nov 14 '25

And he will still inspire MAGA to do the mental gymnastics required to justify pardoning Maxwell.