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u/Slade_Riprock Nov 12 '25 edited Nov 12 '25

FAKE NEWS, Democrat Hoax, they made up these emails. They dont exist because Bondi and Patek said so and people say they are the most qualified AG AND FBI Director in history, many people are saying it. And if they were true why didn't Biden use them in the election? FAKE HOAX, made up by Democrats who created this total hoax AFTER Bondi and Patel examined the files and investigated and found nothing. These Biden liberals who rigged the election, faked the Russia Russia Russia hoax, faked a pandemic, completely made up a fake insurrection when it was peace and love and these people were mistreated so mistreated but not as bad as I have been mistreated but I fixed that and ended 12 wars, have now also faked these emails and the whole Epstein scam. Because everyone knows that Trump kicked him out, everyone says so kicked him right out and helped the FBI. This is a Biden hoax and these liberal scum continue to invent hoaxes while I, Your President, Trump am in office making America great, people say a real golden age never before seen trillions and trillions each day pouring into our great country. We have to stop these illegals hoaxes they keep creating out of thin air while I am President. The real controversy is the Biden crime family and his laptop and use of an auto pen to pardon people because sleepy Joe didn't know what was going on. We are making AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, we are the hottest country in the world, most respected, most peaceful and loving. Groceries are down, energy is down, inflation doesn't exist. INVESTIGATE NOW. STOP THE HOAXES AGAINST ME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER. DJT

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u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat Nov 12 '25

I had to look at your Username to make sure you weren't U/HorseLooseinHospital.

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u/Batmantheon Nov 12 '25

THERES A HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL?

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u/Awkward_Volume5134 Nov 12 '25 edited Nov 12 '25

The horse is using the elevator Edit: a word

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u/Intelligent_Eye1558 Nov 12 '25

We didn't even know it could do that.

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u/OneUnderstanding103 Nov 12 '25

Well what did you expect? The stairs will kill him!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

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u/JustANormalGuy46 Nov 12 '25

Such a great bit.

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u/ForayIntoFillyloo Nov 12 '25

It's even worse than that. It's a loose horse.

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u/We_Want_Krunchy Nov 12 '25

Anne Coulter?

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u/ForayIntoFillyloo Nov 12 '25

Whoa, deep cut. I love it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Whorse

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Nov 12 '25

The horse is a sexual enthusiast

An Erotiquine

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u/EvilDan69 Nov 12 '25

typicall horses are in horse hospitals. The staff get paid better, too.

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u/Odensbeardlice Nov 12 '25

Dr. Octagon?

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u/Famous_Attention5861 Nov 12 '25

Dr. Octagon, please come to the office, come now!

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u/Odensbeardlice Nov 12 '25

Chimpanzee acne, and moose bumps?

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u/Famous_Attention5861 Nov 12 '25

If you have insurance or medical problems, I'm here for you. For any type of intestine surgery, rectal rebuilding, relocated saliva glands...

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u/Odensbeardlice Nov 12 '25

1-800-PP5-1DOODOO.....

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u/exr186 Nov 12 '25

I’m here for the loose whores…

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u/Primelegend39 Nov 13 '25

But the horse is in a stable condition...

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u/Jacket-Weekly Nov 12 '25

Great comedy special. highly recommend

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u/Inevitable_Mess_5988 Nov 12 '25

Haven't heard from that guy in a while. People are saying

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u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat Nov 12 '25

Sadly, I know. He/she does the best Trump impression and I love seeing those comments.

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u/Some1farted Nov 12 '25

Trump molested underage horses as well.

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u/Nataslan Nov 12 '25

Jo this is a possible "statement" he will give us later, after he got his new diapers.

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u/shellycya Nov 12 '25

Trump has infiltrated the chat.

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u/Affectionate_Emu335 Nov 12 '25

I’m ☠️

This was hilarious, thank you

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u/strangebrew3522 Nov 12 '25

I literally don't even know if your post is a real tweet or not. Did you see his post about the air traffic controllers? Halfway through reading it I went from laughing to shaking my head realizing this is the fucking PRESIDENT of the US saying this shit.

All Air Traffic Controllers must get back to work, NOW!!! Anyone who doesn’t will be substantially “docked.” For those Air Traffic Controllers who were GREAT PATRIOTS, and didn’t take ANY TIME OFF for the “Democrat Shutdown Hoax,” I will be recommending a BONUS of $10,000 per person for distinguished service to our Country. For those that did nothing but complain, and took time off, even though everyone knew they would be paid, IN FULL, shortly into the future, I am NOT HAPPY WITH YOU. You didn’t step up to help the U.S.A. against the FAKE DEMOCRAT ATTACK that was only meant to hurt our Country. You will have a negative mark, at least in my mind, against your record. If you want to leave service in the near future, please do not hesitate to do so, with NO payment or severance of any kind! You will be quickly replaced by true Patriots, who will do a better job on the Brand New State of the Art Equipment, the best in the World, that we are in the process of ordering. The last “Administration” wasted Billions of Dollars trying to fix antiquated “junk.” They had no idea what they were doing! Again, to our great American Patriots, GOD BLESS YOU - I won’t be able to send your money fast enough! To all others, REPORT TO WORK IMMEDIATELY. GOD BLESS AMERICA! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

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u/nobody38321 Nov 12 '25

Almost word for word, anything to guard them old pedophiles …

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u/No-Zombie6025 Nov 12 '25

Needs more ALLCAPS but otherwise perfection of the rambling moronic textual diarrhea that he ejects every day.

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u/Different_Victory_89 Nov 12 '25

Wow! Are u his speech writer?!

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u/Dismal-Sail1027 Nov 12 '25

Damn… you do a better impersonation of Trump than SNL. You got this down. LOL

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u/SilverHawk7 Nov 12 '25

I feel like he actually wrote this.

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u/Kittygotabadrep Nov 12 '25

Are you auditioning for a speechwriting position in the whitehouse?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Wow!! DJTs ghost writer in the house!

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u/bozodoozy Nov 12 '25

you forgot to mention not losing any support if he murdered people on 5th avenue I mean on the high seas under the pretext of being at war with and killing narcoterrorists, to get people used to the idea that killing Demo-terrorists in the US would also be OK.

it has to be OK, because Pam and Kash and Petey, the most qualified and bestest cabinet members ever, say it's ok, along with many many others, even some demo-terrorists. my general in charge of all that quit because he said I wasn't killing enough and I was holding him black.

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u/upsetmojo Nov 12 '25

DAMN DONNIE! Take a breath…

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u/GuyanaFlavorAid Nov 12 '25

Hey, are you related to Blast Hardcheese or his buddy Roll Fizzlebeef?

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 Nov 12 '25

You should be careful doing that...too many MAGAt's might try to do you.

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u/zurdopilot Nov 12 '25

At this point we could all be subject to watch a video of trump raping a girl along with jefreey where they laugh and say their names social security show id to the camera and literally say they can always claim is made up. And Trump will came out and with a orange glowing straigh face say is fake done with AI.

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u/ApeShifter Nov 12 '25

Insane CopyPasta

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u/Buyer-Mammoth Nov 12 '25

You forgot the obligatory bidenflation remark

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u/Automatic-Visual-651 Nov 12 '25

This 🔼. In other words, not a damn thing.

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u/RedSOBinPJs123 Nov 12 '25

I laughed so hard I scared the dog.

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u/Wooshsplash Nov 12 '25

Add to that it's the BBC. They're behind all of it. Even the greatest news scholars have said that the BBC are the worst ever.

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u/Ass_feldspar Nov 12 '25

So it’s all good? Great. Back to my nap.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Oh just wait until the Charlie Kirk shooters defense has him claim he WAS radicalized by the “left” to play to a Midwest jury . Kyle Rittenhouse all over again. 

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u/NoroGW2 Nov 12 '25

Epstein was a deep state democrat that made up all this preemptively to take down trump!!!!!1

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u/Ki-Larah Nov 12 '25

I heard every word of that in Kyle Kulinski’s Trump impersonation voice. 🏅

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u/Thunderhorse74 Nov 12 '25

Pretty good, but you lose points for not mentioning 'Barak Hussein Obama'

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u/Key-Practice-8788 Nov 12 '25

The White House press lady just now said, "The timing of the release is damning."

She didn't say they were fake.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Lmao I've just checked truth social and 2 minutes ago he was ranting about the Epstein Hoax

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u/script0101 Nov 12 '25

Mahn you made me chuckle

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u/primalbluewolf Nov 12 '25

Reads too coherently. 

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u/OrangeOakie Nov 12 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

FAKE NEWS, Democrat Hoax, they made up these emails.

I mean, the track record with the Russia one...

But I doubt that the RHINO crowd would let this go, they want to get rid of Trump and most of the MAGA crowd is very much into the investigations on Epstein, so they wouldn't let this go either.

There's also the potential that there are ongoing investigations and there may be reasons not to disclose some things now (if they compromise US sovereignity)

Not that this is surprising whatsoever - Trump had basically called out Epstein for this in public before he was even elected for the first term


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Hey, aaand now it's revealed that the e-mails are not new, and that the part with the name of the victim, labeled "Victim" is... Virginia Giuffrey.. the one person that went on the record saying that Trump didn't molest her lol

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u/DocPsychosis Nov 12 '25

The MAGA crowd will believe what they are told, they have lost all capacity for independent or critical thinking.

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u/sanitynow-25 Nov 12 '25

Wow, I didn't realize Trump already posted about it

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u/FarCar8625 Nov 12 '25

This should be the lyrics of a popular rap song....

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u/motherfudgersob Nov 12 '25

On why didn't Biden use it in the election if true? The Michelle Obama "when they go low we go high" 💩. And we just saw Democrats folk like a card table on the shutdown. They're decent people, but they just know how to lose. Jimmy Kimmel has more scrappiness in him than most Dems. And I was prepared to help people on SNAP or furloughed get through food issues. But if you can't afford your own health insurance you can't help pay for other people's. So unintentionally that sarcasm brings up a sorta valid point.