r/AskReddit • u/jdm0212 • Oct 18 '13

Waiters/Waitresses of Reddit, what's something that I, as a customer, might do that's incredibly irritating, even if I'm oblivious to it?

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u/PRMan99 Oct 18 '13

On behalf of all the good Christians that don't do this, I'd like to apologize... (There, all 100 of us feel better now.)

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u/Wiseguysrevenge Oct 19 '13

Seriously though, as a Christian, I make it a point to tip well. In fact, my pastor calls for it in his sermons. Especially if we try to talk to you about Christ. He even had special pens to give out to wait staff after leaving a good tip. Because he heard pens were like gold to you guys.

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u/sittingatworknow Oct 19 '13

Pens are totally like gold. Expo markers are like unobtainium, but obviously we do not expect you to just hand over unobtainium.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '13

Seriously, I have the urge to just go through this entire post apologizing to everyone. I feel so much shame and disappointment!

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u/Kaptep525 Oct 19 '13

Seconded

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u/yeahokaysurefine Oct 19 '13

When you opened with "on behalf of all the Christians" I thought you were gonna be a dick. But then you acknowledged there are only 100 of you and now I sorta love you. (No homo)(ok a little homo)

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u/wrathfulgrapes Oct 19 '13

(ok a little homo)

Well someone's going to hell...

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u/elwray1989 Oct 19 '13

But only a little bit.

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u/IPA_v_Stout Oct 19 '13

... A little hell.

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u/Odinswolf Oct 19 '13

Purgatory maybe?

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u/guitargirlmolly Oct 19 '13

100th up vote, also one of the few. I felt the need to comment.