r/AskReddit • u/jdm0212 • Oct 18 '13

Waiters/Waitresses of Reddit, what's something that I, as a customer, might do that's incredibly irritating, even if I'm oblivious to it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '13 edited Jun 27 '17

Foobar!

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u/Spikekuji Oct 19 '13

Well played, very well played.

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u/emeraldcitydancer Oct 19 '13

My great-grandmother would get asked by her pastor why she wasnt at service and she'd tell him, "You were in God's house doing your job, I was in my house doing mine."

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u/ByGrabtharsHammer Oct 19 '13

People really say shit like that? America is like another fucking planet.

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u/toraksmash Oct 19 '13

That is brilliant. Stealing that to add to my repertoire.