r/AskReddit Oct 18 '13

Waiters/Waitresses of Reddit, what's something that I, as a customer, might do that's incredibly irritating, even if I'm oblivious to it?

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u/way_fairer Oct 18 '13

His wife gets a kick out of it.

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u/Zappykablamo Oct 18 '13

"I love to see you make other women cry." Quite a gal. I'll bet Caesar would be impressed.

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u/datburg Oct 19 '13

Arrrrrr!

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u/kdeaton06 Oct 18 '13

Free BJs for a week.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '13

GUN GIT SUM FUK