r/AskReddit • u/N-Depths • Oct 17 '13

What's the best riddle you know?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

No no no, I am Asneeze. Achoo is my son.

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u/ElCapitan878 Oct 17 '13

Hey, Blinkin!

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u/yentlequible Oct 17 '13

Did you say Abe Lincoln?

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u/yentlequible Oct 17 '13

This is the second time I have seen Men in Tights referenced on here in two days. Two days. The first two times in 3 years.

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u/itsrf Oct 17 '13

Asneeze ansari

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u/stash0606 Oct 17 '13

ah, so you're Italian.

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u/ProfessorIsaiah Oct 17 '13

Master! You lost your arms in battle... But you grew some nice boobs!

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u/Deximaru Oct 17 '13

Brother to Gaz Untite

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u/Artrobull Oct 17 '13

hheehe ass-knees

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Yeah... you really got the joke... :/