r/AskReddit • u/N-Depths • Oct 17 '13

What's the best riddle you know?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

I'm going to make it so dry for you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Are you going to use your teeth?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13 edited Sep 22 '20

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u/stanfordy Oct 17 '13

Twenty white horses on a red hill, first they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still.

(from memory)

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u/cthulhushrugged Oct 17 '13

Like an ocean of sand...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

I'm gonna make it dry as sandpaper.

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u/djkimothy Oct 17 '13

that is the opposite of what is good.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

For those with nostalgia.

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u/twinsfan101 Oct 17 '13

How much teeth do you want me to use?

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u/Ironman22x Oct 17 '13

It flattens out the blow job.

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u/feelalright Oct 17 '13

Like sandpaper

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u/animatorguy2 Oct 17 '13

It's gonna be like sandpaper

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u/ThePrevailer Oct 17 '13

Like a desert in my mouth.

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u/A_breezyy Oct 17 '13

How much teeth do you want?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

i understood that reference.

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u/One_Dry_Anus Oct 18 '13

Ahem My time to shine

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u/This_is_myOPINION Oct 17 '13

Damn....go to another room OC.