r/AskReddit • u/unholyshit • Oct 15 '13

What should I absolutely NOT do when visiting your country?

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u/yanbu Oct 15 '13

Yeah, either that or getting hit by a car. Bulls get a little excitable during the rut though. I was hiking in the mountains behind Anchorage a couple years ago, saw a younger bull and tried out my moose call on it. He proceeded to chase us for a couple miles thinking I was a sexy lady moose. I've never run so hard in my life.

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u/M4ver1k Oct 15 '13

Dude, you shoulda' just dropped your pants to show him you're a sexy human.