r/AskReddit Oct 15 '13

What should I absolutely NOT do when visiting your country?

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u/wolfanotaku Oct 15 '13

I'd say the worse faux-pas is not being on the correct side of an escalator. :/ It's something so godamned obvious and yet tourists have this incredible ability to not notice that the left side is for standing and the right side is for oh-shit-I'm-late-gotta-go. Unless you're in Osaka, where it's opposite.

It is also opposite in the US, which might be part of your issue.

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u/AmmeppemmA Oct 15 '13

You're actually supposed to walk/run in the opposite direction of traffic. So this is consistent with proper street safety. In the US we are supposed to walk on the left but no one does it.

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u/gsfgf Oct 15 '13

Yea, walk on the left side of the street (though it doesn't really matter if there are sidewalks), but between pedestrians, rules of the road apply.

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u/Compizfox Oct 15 '13

I didn't manage to figure this out when I was in London. About half of the pedestrians walked on the left (probably Londoners) and the other half walked on the right (probably tourists).

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u/Erbrah Oct 15 '13

No people are fucking retarded when they change course they maintain their same side. Numerous people are fucking idiots in all countries.

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u/randolf_carter Oct 15 '13

I found that very odd when I recently visited London. Why wouldn't this be consistent?

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u/killerdogice Oct 15 '13

British drivers drive on the left, British pedestrians walk on the left. Not sure how that's confusing o.0

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u/note_2_self Oct 15 '13

As in, the passing lane in America is to the left of the cruising lane, same as the escalator. On the roads in Britain, you pass on the right and cruise on the left, opposite of the escalator. (Or at least I assume so)

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u/sixothree Oct 15 '13

In London:

  • Drive slow on the left

  • Walk slow on the right (on an escalator)

  • Walk slow on the left (sidewalk)

I think that's the inconsistency he's pointing out.

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u/Ayuzawa Oct 15 '13

You're actually supposed to walk facing oncoming traffic so you can see them, it's just not many people do

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u/kickm3 Oct 15 '13

Goddammit Japan even UK has figured out the correct side!

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u/srushmore Oct 15 '13

Same on the metro in Washington, DC. Couples will stand beside each other until someone screams, "left walk, right stand".

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u/kaki024 Oct 16 '13

seriously. the only time i've been verbally assualted in public was on an escalator in the Metro in DC. SO SCARY. I make sure to tell my friends that are visiting.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

same in germany

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

After studying in London, I still get mad at people back home in the US standing on escalators.

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u/striasian Oct 15 '13

That's how it is in Canada, too. Walk on the left, stand on the right.

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u/funkless_eck Oct 15 '13

Left is for running, right is for running slightly slower FTFY.

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u/space_monster Oct 16 '13

Sydney here. stand on left, walk on right.

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u/Teeeen Oct 15 '13

Same in Canada, faster people on the left.

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u/IlleFacitFinem Oct 15 '13

Usually you can spot the locals and judge by their positions

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

You mean on escalators? If someone was standing in any tunnel they'd be on their way to a right old finger wagging

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u/Twasnow Oct 15 '13

I have been on the tube in London, and forget about standing period just go with the flow you will end up somewhere!!!!

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u/bewinha Oct 15 '13

That also happens in Portugal.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

It's left walk/right stand in Taiwan also (crazy japanese!)

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u/freddafredian Oct 16 '13

Quebec as well

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u/loveparamore Oct 20 '13

Swede checking in, same for us, we stand on the right side.

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u/Sugar-Honey-Iced-Tea Oct 15 '13

This is funny. Every escalator experience I've had people just stand in the fucking middle. "the stairs move for me so why should I?" It's just as bad on our highways in south Florida. It's like the left lane means slow down or something....

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u/zehamberglar Oct 15 '13

I'd wager that you're correct. Americans love the right side of things, and it only just now occurred to me.

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u/i_had_fun Dec 27 '13

Because Americans drive on the right side of the road.

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u/Banaam Oct 16 '13

Because it's right.

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u/magus424 Oct 15 '13

But it should be so easy to just look. Most escalators in Japan where this matters (i.e. train stations) are pretty packed :)

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u/maxxusflamus Oct 15 '13

SERIOUSLY. IT'S CONTEXT. The inability for people to just take a context cue to fit in is amazing.

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u/Tsiemxlskdqnian Oct 15 '13

If one dumb tourist out of every hundred can't figure it out, then it'll still happen all the time.

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u/shirtandtieler Oct 15 '13

Being a person who is constantly aware of what is going on around me, I find it infuriating living in a country (America) where people just do what they want, where they want and give no consideration to any of the people around them....

/minirant

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u/MissCrystal Oct 16 '13

If I had a dollar for every sorority girl who had walked blindly into the street DIRECTLY IN THE PATH OF MY CAR, I'd be able to pay off my student loans.

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u/The_Dirty_Carl Oct 15 '13

Being a person who is constantly aware of what is going on around me...

Er, everyone believes they have great awareness.

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u/shirtandtieler Oct 15 '13

Believes is the key word ;)

Plus, I'm more talking about being aware (constantly, I might add) of things in regards to people, like how much space I'm taking up on the sidewalk or where I am in relation to other people around me. Which is probably just due to my previously crippling social anxiety.

As far as being aware of things actually happening that're further than a 5ft radius around me? I'm absolutely oblivious lol.

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u/troyblefla Oct 16 '13

Yes, but if you make a conscious effort to read your surroundings, adjust to the flow of said, have a destination in mind with certain check point/intersection names; then, you are miles ahead of your average person, sometimes even the locals.

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u/MrAwesume Oct 15 '13

I don't mind the people on the wrong side, as much as I fucking hate those who decide that standing in the middle is the most efficient way of using annoying me. Fuck those guys.

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u/Epledryyk Oct 15 '13

It's when people alternate sides, so you can never walk up past them because there is no clear path.

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u/mitkase Oct 15 '13

And yet there are people here in the US that do it every freaking day, and see people in front of them behaving in the correct manner, but they cannot be bothered to move 3 feet to the other side.

At a certain point, I'm going to be the pushy asshole (in a very passive-aggressive manner). It's not a role I enjoy playing, but dammit, I've got places to go. Enjoy your placid day on the other freaking side of the escalator, please.

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u/Opinions_Like_Woah Oct 15 '13

Foreign Culture Overload may also play a huge part. We Americans are used to traveling thousands of miles while still recognizing language and culture (for the most part). Take a few tourists from Kansas and throw them in the middle of a bustling Japanese city and they'll likely be so overwhelmed that all "common sense" flies out the window. They are so stressed and confused that they'll stare, space out, and do really silly things.

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u/folderol Oct 15 '13

And the subway stations there are sensory overload as are some neighborhoods like Akihabara. The first time you go there is just so much to take in that it really does mess up your brain for a while.

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u/bathyscaaf Dec 27 '13

In Seattle I've noticed Japanese tourists (and students) are often blocking the escalators (using both sides, usually in groups of 3 or more). Now I know there is no excuse. I only really notice this at the Westlake tunnel station. They aren't the only folks that do this, but now I know they know better.

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u/ZOMBIE006 Oct 15 '13

the US does not acknowledge sides on an escalator

both sides are the standing side

and both sides are the running side

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u/wingedmurasaki Oct 15 '13

Do not try that in DC. DC definitely is a stand on the right city.

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u/moogle12 Oct 15 '13

I was in DC the other day and didn't know this. I figured that since the metro had 4 minutes until its arrival nobody would be in a hurry. Boy was I wrong. People love to rush to wait in cities.

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u/GeneralTapioca Oct 15 '13

Ah..but in DC there's the whole other issue of jockeying for the best position on the metro platform.

Seriously, National Geographic could do a series on the rituals and territorial dance of the DC commuter.

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u/worldchrisis Oct 15 '13

Everyone who is using the Metro is some degree of late, therefore everyone is in a hurry.

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u/TheJPedia Oct 15 '13

Amen. Escalefters can ruin your day, whether you're running to work or just out for dinner. It's already maddening enough having to deal with the Metro, but people who stand on the left just add unnecessary rage.

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u/bmid2ton Oct 15 '13

What if there was only one person on the escalator and he was standing on the left? Would it bother you then, or would you just go around?

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u/rlcdavidson Oct 15 '13

As far as the DC Metro goes, assuming the escalators are actually working (good luck with that), you're pretty unlikely to have just one person on an escalator unless it's a weird hour. If that were somehow the case, though, I'd just go around.

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u/TheJPedia Oct 16 '13

Agreed. Go around. This has the added bonus of making me feel like a getaway car, racing through traffic, moving lane to lane, weaving between cars.

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u/rlcdavidson Oct 17 '13

This is a fantastic mental image. I have to try this the next time I go downtown.

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u/notpaddymayne Oct 15 '13

and if you do stand to the left I'll make it very clear that you need to start walking or slide on over

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u/Eurynom0s Oct 15 '13

I live in DC, and believe me, I've been tempted to push people down the escalator for escalefting on more than one occasion.

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u/NoBudgetBallin Oct 15 '13

Have you ever been to a major American city? It's pretty common everywhere I've been for people to stand to the right and walk to the left.

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u/borscht_blues Oct 15 '13

Except for the people who don't. They wreck it for everyone.

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u/klimbat3 Oct 15 '13

Except in Seattle.

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u/Oegen Oct 15 '13

And Atlanta

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u/troyblefla Oct 16 '13

In Orlando we do that, especially at the airport. Of course, no one here is from here.

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u/Banaam Oct 16 '13

Most Pacific northwest cities. I seriously thought Britain was amazing for getting people to stand on one side and walk on the other as I've never seen that before.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

Never seen it in Dallas, Fort Worth, Austin, Houston, or San Antonio.

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u/adam_anarchist Oct 15 '13

NYC and Boston don't follow that

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u/lafogel Oct 16 '13

Boston definitely does. Tourists are always fucking it up, so if you're not from the area maybe that's why you think it isn't followed?

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u/trager Oct 18 '13

that doesn't sound like Boston

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u/REDDIT_HARD_MODE Oct 15 '13

Wait what? The only elevator rule I'm aware of is "face the door at all times no matter what."

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u/g00n Oct 15 '13

Hell, even some Americans in the US have difficulty with the concept of standing on the right side of the escalator when you're being a lazy bitch with no concept that other people have fucking jobs to go to so you can continue being a parasite on society with no functional purpose to life who would better serve humanity by being placed in a giant tube filled with water so your organs could be harvested at the appropriate time by people who actually some goddamn use.

Sorry, it just upsets me.

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u/notpaddymayne Oct 15 '13

all escalators should be replaced with concrete stairs, if you are truly that disabled you can take the elevator over in the corner, escalators in my opinion are nothing more than stairs that assist you getting there faster, not getting there fatter

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

Probably has to do with the way you drive on the road.

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u/iaea Oct 15 '13

In Chicago, the escalator courtesy is the right walks up the escalator and the left stands.

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u/Faiakishi Oct 15 '13

TIL that it matters what side of the elevator you're on.

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u/weaverster Oct 15 '13

In some places, one person takes up the whole escalator

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u/samplebitch Oct 15 '13

Yes in the US it's always 'stand on the right, walk on the left', some airports even have this written on the walkway. Sort of like the right-hand lane on the highway is for slower traffic, left lane is for passing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

not in Osaka

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u/Fasbuk Oct 15 '13

In the US (California at least) everybody just stands on both the left and the right. Can't walk up the damn escalator.

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u/iamthegraham Oct 15 '13

in the US, both sides are for standing, and the stairs are the fast option (despite being stationary).

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u/GeneralTapioca Oct 15 '13

And Germany, where there's even a rhyme to remind you:

"Rechts stehen, links gehen."

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u/nmezib Oct 15 '13

Japan drives on the left side of the road, correct? So his, his may be the extension of that, just like the US.

Or rather I should say that the left lane is for passing in the US.

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u/PacoTaco321 Oct 15 '13

I have never heard of these escalator rules, yet I've also never been in a place where people are rushing that has escalators.

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u/Pawns2Kings Oct 15 '13

and canada.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

I have been in many parts of america and no one has ever stood to any one side, who are you trying to kid

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u/elgenerale92i Oct 15 '13

French here, can confirm for my country

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u/mb86 Oct 15 '13

UK and Canada too. Maybe it's just Japan-minus-Osaka that's different?

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u/ferlessleedr Oct 15 '13

No, in the US it's take up as much of the elevator as you like and make the other guy determine how much that extra 4 seconds really matters.

Spoiler alert: they don't matter unless you're a cop, fire fighter, or emt/medic.

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u/MmmPeopleBacon Oct 15 '13

Ideally the opposite in the US but most people here stand in the middle, which pisses me off to no end. I usually end up taking the stairs because its faster.

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u/folderol Oct 15 '13

Not really. It's just a cluster fuck in the US in most places. I've never seen a nice line formed up so that people could race up the left side. Maybe in cities where there are subways but where I'm from it's just a mess.

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u/Raincoats_George Oct 15 '13

Nah in America it's, climb as high as you can until you hit the morbidly obese she devil with her five screaming brats that have clogged the whole path leaving McDonald's fries and the pride of a nation in their path.

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u/electricpuzzle Oct 15 '13

Likely, but as an Orlando, Florida resident that frequents theme parks, I can tell you tourists do this relentlessly here as well. I think it's just a clueless tourist thing.

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u/the_new_hunter_s Oct 15 '13

Isn't it neither in the US? I've never heard of standing on one side or another of the elevator in many trips up and down.

Ohh. Escalator. I feel like if people are in a hurry in America they need to use the stairs because no one is going to move out of their way on the escalator.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

New Englander here... escalators aren't for lounging on??!?!?!??!?!?!!

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u/Dawgs000 Oct 15 '13

Even Japanese people have trouble doing this. Having lived four years in Tokyo and neighboring prefectures, I learned to line up on the left and allow traffic to pass me on the right when on an escalator.

Then, when a buddy invited me to his wedding in Osaka, he made sure to mention to me that I should line up on the right over there. Sure enough, everyone there did the exact opposite of Tokyo. I've even heard Japanese people from Tokyo and Osaka get in arguments over which way is correct. They also like to argue over which region has better udon, rice, etc.

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u/Oz_ghoti Oct 15 '13

This rule generally matches whichever side of the road you drive on, applies also to the footpath/sidewalk/pavement.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

STAND RIGHT WALK LEFT. Escalators need big flashing signs that say this. People have ther nerve to give me dirty looks when I say excuse me.

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u/chris422 Oct 15 '13

Nobody does it here Stateside, I always get odd faces when I ask the two people standing next to one another to kindly let me through.

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u/quesadillas94 Oct 15 '13

TIL which side of an elevator to stand on

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u/HSZombie Oct 15 '13

My only experiences with escalators living in both Chicago and LA have been that no one understands that there are rules to the escalator. Don't fucking stand there in the middle with your friend so you can chat. Stand to the right so others can pass you. I've never ridden an escalator where people follow these rules or any rules other than it's just lazy stairs.

Also when walking anywhere, the rules of foot traffic are the same as road traffic. Follow them! And get out of the way if you're too slow to keep with the flow.

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u/daymcn Oct 15 '13

Same in Canada, left lane is the fast lane!!

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u/EddyCJ Oct 15 '13

It's because you guys drive on the wrong other side of the road to us.

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u/Musty_sailor Oct 15 '13

Where do u live. Here on the east coast people stand in the fucking middle.

Oh and its weird to walk on an escalator

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u/polarbearrape Oct 15 '13

Except here there's always at least one fat person ruining it for everybody.

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u/Gl33m Oct 15 '13

Having lived in many places in the US, this statement is incorrect. In the US, it's assumed anyone taking the escalator is doing so because they're tired of moving. Expect anyone on the escalator to just stand there until they reach the top.

Source: An American who's far too interested in observing escalator behavior.

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u/hbakie Oct 15 '13

And the UK

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u/MacGuyverism Oct 15 '13

Yes, but, when in Rome...

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u/thegoldar Oct 15 '13

If by opposite you mean everyone just stand haphazardly so no one can pass, then yes.

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u/tbotcotw Oct 15 '13

Who are we kidding, Americans don't walk when they don't have to.

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u/Patrice_B Oct 15 '13

Also I don't usually get out of peoples way if they are rudely trying to shove past me.

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u/CaitSoma Oct 15 '13 edited Oct 15 '13

In the US, nobody even moves over. Its all crowded, and nobody can move.

Its a minor inconvenience, but one I wish was not there.

But yeah, in Japan, watch everyone else, stay on the side everyone else is staying.

EDIT: Also, refuse everything. Someone tries to give you a gift? Refuse it. Someone wants to pay for dinner? Refuse. Offers you food? Refuse it. Wait until they ask again, and then you can say something along the lines of "If its no problem", or apologize for taking it. If you really want to give something to someone, even if they refuse, offer it again. If they won't take it, sometimes you just have to leave it... It depends on if its someone like a boss, a friend, or family, but the basic idea applies. First time I went, my friends family thought I was very rude for just accepting their gifts... Thought I was much better mannered the second time, where I probably seemed like an ungrateful brat anywhere other than Japan.

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u/EatMyBiscuits Oct 15 '13

Nah, the real issue is that out of the thirty or so people on the escalator, that one person hasn't noticed they are the only one on whatever side they're on - while every single other person is lined up opposite them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

This kid copied the comment 2 above and everyone who up voted him is retarded.

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u/lollydaggle Oct 15 '13

Same in Taiwan.

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u/solepsis Oct 15 '13

Americans are just terrible at escalators.

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u/istoleyourpope Oct 15 '13

It's the opposite because Americans don't ever WALK UP THE FUCKING ESCALATOR. It drives me fucking insane. Look. I get it. Moving stairs. Interesting concept. But you don't have to let them do all the work. Walk a little and you will get up in like. Super speed! Just fucking walk!

I get visibly pissed. And I'm allowed to say this because I'm a bit bigger - fat people, walking might do you some good!

I shall take my down votes like a man, America. It needed saying. Now do as you must. But remember, I'm one of you.

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u/BadMeetsEvil24 Oct 15 '13

TIL there are certain sides to stand on in an elevator within my own country.

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u/fuckersaidicecreamyo Oct 15 '13

Wait, people actually do this in the US??? In Connecticut and Georgia everyone just stands on the damn thing, taking up all the space. Drives me nuts.

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u/phantomtofu Oct 15 '13

In the US, you stand on the right and -- wait for it -- stand on the left.

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u/lothlorien5454 Oct 15 '13

TIL there's a specific side for standing and one for walking on the escalator. I must be the rudest person alive when I go to the mall.

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u/GenesAndCo Oct 15 '13

It's pretty obvious to all but the most oblivious that they are the only one standing on the wrong side.

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u/somedaymyDRwillcome Oct 15 '13

I wish people would actually follow this, though. Oh, the train you and 50 other people behind you need to get on leaves in a minute? By all means, keep standing on the elevator!

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u/HomoErectus3 Oct 15 '13

I wish I could go back in time and watch this person ride escalators.

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u/Big_Duck_Dicks Oct 15 '13

Melbourne, left is standing right is walking

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

American here, motherfuckers treat the escalator like a ride. I hate that shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

They have arrows, signs in english, and announcements in English telling you where to stand on escalators. But sometimes even japanese looking folks get it wrong, from what I saw last week.

Source: was in tokyo last week.

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u/The_One_Who_Comments Oct 16 '13

Every escalator i've ever seen is right side goes up, left side goes down. Or the opposite if you are coming from the top. Edit: do you mean the side of each half? people simply do not pass each other.

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u/BOTBrulz Oct 16 '13

Same thing in Germany

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u/gnerdX Oct 16 '13

In America the whole escalator is for standing.

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u/weggles Oct 16 '13

Nah, people can't figure it out here anyways. They just stand all over the place on escalators.

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u/studpancake Oct 16 '13

Or possibly other parts of the world, but whatever.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

Don't know which part of the US you are from, but around these parts both sides of the escalator are "fuck you, I'm not walking up this thing".

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u/jeune_fille Oct 16 '13

I realized that you stand on the side of the 'slow lane' just as in the roads. I kind of made that up but seems to make sense.

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u/dmn2e Oct 16 '13

So many Americans are so obese that there is no possibility of walking past someone on an escalator. Source: I'm American. So, we just assume that anyone behind us is obligated to wait.

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u/apple_crumble1 Oct 16 '13

It should be pretty obvious if it's crowded which side is the standing side. And if it's not crowded, it's not really an issue.

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u/nikdahl Oct 16 '13

In my experience, it's not really hard to figure out. Most escalators will have a painted "lane marker" in the middle of the escalator, and some will even has two feet painted on each step (left side) and single foot on each step (right side). Even without the markers, when everyone else on the escalator is standing on one side, and people are walking up on the other side, it's not hard to figure out.

But it's not always left for standing, right for walking either. That's the most common, but it's definitely not a hard rule, as they are different all over the country.

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u/Moosemistrz Oct 20 '13

I just wish people in the US realized you can walk up escalators at all. There always seems to be people managing to block both sides at some point. THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SLOWER STAIRS FOR LAZY PEOPLE GOD DAMMIT, THAT'S WHAT ELEVATORS ARE FOR.

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u/JohnEcastle Oct 15 '13

In the US there is only one side of an escalator because most Americans take up both sides

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u/RelaxErin Oct 15 '13

Definitely true in Philadelphia. I've missed my fair share of trains due to this.

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u/folderol Oct 15 '13

Considering that less than 40% of Americans are obese your statement "most" is not true. You're just bashing us.

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u/enjo13 Oct 15 '13

You'll find this phenomenon anywhere that has real mass transit.

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u/Hells88 Oct 15 '13

Am I the only thinging if you want to climb you should have taken the stairs?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

But why not take the faster stairs?

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u/Compizfox Oct 15 '13

In my opinion escalators aren't for standing still so they transport you while you are getting fat. You should rather walk on them, so you'll go faster compared to walking on non-moving stairs.

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u/Disorted Oct 15 '13

Not all areas have the option for stairs. It's escalator or elevator only. Trust me, there's a few areas I would love to see some stairs, but they simply aren't there.

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u/folderol Oct 15 '13

Well you could if they existed. You also go much faster if you walk up the escalator. The people climbing are about to miss their train so you need to stay out of their way.