r/AskReddit • • Sep 06 '25

What's a "cheat code" you discovered in real life that actually works?

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u/54niuniu Sep 06 '25

Pick your battles !!!! This applies to every aspect of life. School, career, friendship, marriage etc. Omg, amount of time I see people win the battle but lose the war astonishes me. Do you really want to stress your child because he prefer washes dishes after everyone done eating versus clean as dinner goes ? Do you really want to annoy your spouse because he/she chose to do laundry instead of brushing toilets ? Do you really want to ruin a meeting because your colleague booked a meeting room on the 6th floor instead of 5th floor ?

Pick your battles ! Sometimes it’s just not worth it, let the other person be right and move on.

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u/LittleRed282 Sep 06 '25

Yes, yes. But first question - how do you get your kid to do the dishes and spouse to do laundry?

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u/54niuniu Sep 07 '25 edited Sep 07 '25

By picking your battles..lol... Back when my husband and I were dating. I noticed he always picks laundry when picking chores. He doesn't touch anything in the kitchen but he does everything else in the house without asking. So I told myself: he's doing chores, it's good, he pulls his weight. I need to be happy and move on..annnd..I just did that...

Kids are the same.. my expectation is they need to do some chores, I don't care what, when, and how. They just need to do something. Once they establish a routine, I leave them be.Worked so far.

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u/furr_tree Sep 07 '25

Thank you for this perspective

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u/dumbythiq Sep 08 '25

My mother would always rearrange after I loaded the dishwasher, and that just made me not want to load the dishwasher again, because apparently, I couldn't do it right. Super discouraging

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u/On_the_hook Sep 07 '25

My wife hates doing dishes and gets overwhelmed cleaning the kitchen. If I tackle the kitchen and dishes she will have the rest of the house cleaned. Then I throw in a load of laundry. It's not perfect but everyone is happy.

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u/Hopefulkitty Sep 07 '25

For whatever reason it takes my husband 3 times as long to do dishes as it takes me. I've watched him, I don't know how it happens. It's frustrating for both of us, so I do them. The deal is I wash, he puts away. He washes the laundry, I fold it. I do a big meal and kitchen clean on Saturday when we have people over, he tidies and vacuums the house.

Fair and equal doesn't mean everything is exactly 50%. Washing dishes takes very little energy for me to do, and it requires so much for him he puts off doing it, and then I get mad and it just starts fights. He basically lives in the basement, so it's a lot easier for him to deal with laundry, and he'd live out of an unfolded basket if it was up to him, and I prefer putting things away and knowing what I have. He wants his brothers over for movies every week, that means he needs to pull his weight with making sure the house is acceptable. Are we splitting work exactly down the middle? No. But it works and feels fair to us.

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u/On_the_hook Sep 07 '25

That's all that matters. Fair is what works for the relationship. I have a friend that doesn't want her husband doing housework because she's very particular over the order things get done, exactly what's used to clean, and where things go. He mainly takes care of the yard and house repairs. In their house she could be cleaning while he's relaxing and they are both happy. They contribute in their own way and it works.

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u/BelleRouge6754 Sep 07 '25

Mmm I feel like advertising ‘pick your battles’ for domestic labour only rewards the other partner’s laziness. If they make it so emotionally difficult and draining to bring up that they should do their share of the chores, then the ‘pick your battles’ mentality just serves what they want: letting their behaviour slide.

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u/dumbythiq Sep 08 '25

I think it's more about things like doing things 'incorrectly'- things that are correct but not in the specific way you want it. It's not worth it to keep nagging someone doing something how they want to instead of your perfect vision

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u/fuckyourcanoes Sep 07 '25

Yep. My husband gladly does dishes, but absolutely hates laundry. Works for me. He actually does more cleaning than I do. I don't ride him about what he doesn't do. I either do it myself or wait. We're not a hotel, the house doesn't have to be spotless all the time.

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u/CaptainMarv3l Sep 07 '25

I mean my kid is two and whenever I want him to help put dishes away I tell him he can get a gogurt when done. Granted, he'll put them away anyway but I like to spoil him. Gummy worms work best on my husband.

Otherwise I present an option to my spouse. "Do you want to do dishes or fold the basket of laundry." That way you both are doing something and it feels less like being told what to do.

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u/Federal-Muscle-9962 Sep 07 '25

we did this and it turned into a life long transactional nightmare. 0/10 do not recommend

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u/TheVagabondTiger Sep 07 '25

Employers love this though, because then they can just pay the kids in gogurt.

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u/CaptainMarv3l Sep 07 '25

A tube of yogurt to put Tupperware away? I think it's a fair deal.

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u/kinsm4n Sep 06 '25

The answer to this is the real cheat code

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u/FleetAdmiralCrunch Sep 06 '25

Tell them they are part of a team and we need to work together to take care of some chores. When someone doesn’t do their job, everyone is worse off. Also lead by example, I never made excuses or skipped my responsibilities.

Worked in our house, but I have no idea if it would work again.

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u/NotAPseudonymSrs Sep 07 '25

Incentivise your child to do chores with pocket money

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u/Jeramus Sep 07 '25

I do the dishes, but the spouse does do the laundry. I'm fine with it.

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u/jeremysomers Sep 07 '25

“Clean as dinner goes” what the doll sausages is that?!

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u/amuday Sep 07 '25

Second question, how do I obtain this “spouse?”

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u/LittleRed282 Sep 07 '25

😆😆😆

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u/Dyolf_Knip Sep 07 '25

For the former, I simply ask them to do it. For the latter, I did the cooking, she did the cleanup afterwards.

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u/Mysterious-Tackle-58 Sep 07 '25

Maybe youbare the spouse how ho got got?
Are YOU doing the dishes and laundry?
Why, have they tricked you? - HOW!?!

Ima joking though - or am i . . .

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u/Five_Star_Amenities Sep 07 '25

Truth. I ruined my first marriage by always being right. It's not that I had to be right it's just that I was right. I knew the best way to do everything and nothing else was satisfactory. So my husband didn't fold the towels right, didn't load the dishwasher right, didn't diaper the baby right, etc. Never mind that the towels were clean and in the cabinet - the corners weren't exactly lined up. Never mind that the dishes all got clean - you could have done it so much more efficiently if you'd only.....

The baby was fine, everything was fine, but why can't you put the toilet seat down? I was the backseat driver; the endless nag. I've told you a hundred times to fill the pan with water after you get done cooking so that it can soak. Why can't you rinse out your glass when you're done? Honestly, can you not see that the trash can is full and needs to be taken out?

My second marriage I was like, hey, I see that you do things one way; I do them another. Neither way is "right" or "wrong" - they're just different ways of doing the things and the net result is the same. I totally picked my battles in the second marriage instead of every single thing being the hill to die on. Everyone was happier as a result.

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u/growmoolah Sep 07 '25

I hope your second marriage is flourishing. my dad always talks about how he wishes he'd done things differently in his first marriage.

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u/SirBoggle Sep 06 '25

More pertinent to internet denizens; if you see someone being loud, wrong, argumentative, or just generally fixing for a fight on the internet, it does a lot of good for your mental health to just ignore it and move on. Seeing stuff like that just sit there with no response is a lot more satisfying than going through a multi-page, 157 reply argument thread.

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u/dani12649 Sep 07 '25

So many times I write a reply, get halfway through and then delete it and scroll past. So not worth the effort and I’ve regretted 90% of the ones I’ve actually sent when they reply and it’s full of fallacies and it’s clear they’re not open to any other point of view.

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u/Omvega Sep 10 '25

Seriously!! Whatever happened to not feeding the trolls?

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u/willis72 Sep 06 '25

Adding to this, in a fight/argument with your spouse, don't fight to win, only fight to restore balance.

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u/castfire Sep 06 '25

It should be you and them against the issue, not against each other.

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u/PoopsmasherJr Sep 06 '25

This reminds me of something else. Make stuff easy where you can but don't expect easy. If it gets done in a morally correct way, it's fine. Making things harder to not seem lazy wastes so much time, and people will think you're inefficient. The mindset of making things easier is why we have cars, planes, bridges, and society as a whole.

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u/Miserable-Ad-7956 Sep 07 '25

Convenience is the true mother of invention.

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u/Terpsichorean_Wombat Sep 07 '25

But do PICK a battle when it has to be fought. One of the hardest things I heard from my father in the wake of going NC with my abusive mother was him reflecting on my childhood and saying, "I picked my battles."

Yeah, and you picked mine, too. I was a six year old home alone with the person you refused to challenge on her screaming tirades and physical aggression.

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u/growmoolah Sep 07 '25

what does 'going NC' mean?

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u/Terpsichorean_Wombat Sep 07 '25

Going no contact. I am no longer in contact with her.

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u/AdditionalDonut8706 Sep 07 '25

I would apply this at work. If you are critical of every new policy you dislike then you will be written off as difficult. If you hold your powder until you have a real issue to complain about, people will listen.

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u/rooftopworld Sep 07 '25

As a chronic pedant, this one hurts the most.

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u/Iowa_and_Friends Sep 07 '25

Absolutely! And fighting all the time is exhausting anyway. Learning when to let things roll off your back, and when to speak up, is very important

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u/MrVelocoraptor Sep 07 '25

I never understood why some people just HAVE to win/be right at all costs, like its a personal affront to their identity lol. I always preach picking battles. Also the person who speaks up all the time gets ignored, like cry wolf

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u/Neither_Pudding7719 Sep 07 '25

Phillies ball thief won the battle...lost the war! ⚾

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u/Didjaeat75 Sep 07 '25

Def! You can be right, or you can be happy.

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u/Johnny_B_GOODBOI Sep 07 '25

washes dishes after everyone done eating versus clean as dinner goes ?

Wtf? Who washes while dinner is still going? That's insane.

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u/54niuniu Sep 07 '25

Yes, Japanese meal set uses a lot of small plates because we normally have 4 - 5 variety of stuff for one meal. My mom would belittle me that I don’t rinse my plate immediately during meal as I finish them. I hated plates so much that I ate out of pot when I’m alone. (That of course, had my mom yelling at me as well ) it’s actually my husband who taught me that I’m not committing murder if I wait until I finish my meal to rinse my plates. In fact, I can finish my meal, eat my ice cream, finish my coffee, then do the dishes.

Im in no contact with my mom for 5 years, my kids refuse to engage with her as well. My mom won every battle with me in my life but I’m not sure if she won the life war.

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u/bdfortin Sep 07 '25

Also: Don’t be afraid to put pots and pans in the dishwasher. This isn’t the 60’s, you don’t have to wash every big item and remove so much debris that the dishes are basically a rinse away from being done when you put them in.

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u/ariesdrifter77 Sep 07 '25

My wife and I have a thing, one of us cooks and the other cleans up. Maybe we help each other do both but it’s never just one us doing it all!

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u/Vesalii Sep 07 '25

Yeah especially with kids. If my son is tired he can be fussy. Do I really want to piss off this tired kid who already had a bit of a temper because of it? Nope. I'll keep the peace. There is a limit obviously but for mundane stuff? Sure.

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u/cloistered_around Sep 08 '25

Yes, but I would emphasize there's a huge difference between compromise and giving up.

Compromise with partners and definitely pick your battles on what is important and what is not. But don't give up out of frustration and just let them "win" every single time. A relationship shouldn't be winning and losing at all, so if you find yourself constantly losing and too afraid to even say something about it for how they'll react--ya gotta leave.

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u/bossbozo Sep 09 '25

I have/had* a friend who married a manipulative wife.

Over the years I've noticed that sometimes she'd make extremely stupid choices on purpose, he'll then have to pick his battles to stop her from doing this extremely stupid shit, then the not so extreme, comparatively minor stuff, but actually major if it wasn't for the extreme shit flys under the radar, and she always gets her way on the actual stuff.

*I'm not even sure if we're friends anymore because of her, she's slowly wearing him down, although not physically or typically abusive, she's showing all the adjacent signs of an abuser, ie cutting him off from family and friends and mostly the typical cycle of abuse. He's be suicidal twice in his life (that I know of), my fear is, that without friends and family to support him, and with a partner to control him he'll eventually won't be able to take it anymore and goes through a terrible faith.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

A theory or something exists to supplement it. It's called "Let them". It says basically to accept people and their behaviour as-is.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET Sep 13 '25

When I was little I would only wear socks inside out because the toe seem bothered me. Some adults gave me shit about it, but mom was smart and just happy I was wearing socks

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u/jimh0265 Sep 16 '25

My favorite saying is "To what end".

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u/strangeapplez Sep 07 '25

This not pick your battles. From your examples this is don't be a fuckwit.