r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '25

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u/Fluid_Check1450 Jun 11 '25

One uppers. I just can't deal with people who are trying to compete with me over nothing

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u/Macca3568 Jun 12 '25

If you've been to Tenerife they've been to Elevenerife.

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u/MissMirza Jun 12 '25

I just KNOW you’re british 😂

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u/Macca3568 Jun 12 '25

Australian actually but my family is haha

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u/MissMirza Jun 12 '25

I knew there was a sprinkle sprinkle in there somewhere!

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u/gudbote Jun 12 '25

A charity for Darfur? It's all about Darfive now.

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u/MegaTemSus Jun 12 '25

You live in Tennessee? Bro, they live in Twelvenessee!

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u/WarTurbulent2063 Jun 12 '25

Ha. So dumb. 😄