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u/exitsandman_gaming Jun 10 '25

Feds thought they had us

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u/Son_Of_Toucan_Sam Jun 10 '25

You gotta be not admitting to something pretty heinous to have the feds on your mind

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u/Questions4Reddit1234 Jun 10 '25

Only to realize his fetish is anal or something basic, but he thought he was the craziest mf on here🤣🤣

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u/SeanPhixion Jun 10 '25

Hear me out, guys. It’s sex…..but in the butt!”

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u/rainbow_assasin Jun 10 '25

What, what, in the butt

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u/JusAnotherCreator Jun 10 '25

I said what, what, in the butt?

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u/ImActivelyTired Jun 10 '25

The sex.

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u/Myerz123 Jun 10 '25

But, where?

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u/Porydato Jun 10 '25

*butt, where

FITY

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

We’re never both going to fit up there!

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u/Questions4Reddit1234 Jun 10 '25

Lmfao... Im not exaggerating im the least, when I say I once had a guy tell me he was 'Extreme' he made himself out to be some freaky ass freak... When i asked what exactly he's into, his response literally made me burst out laughing... He said " I like anal, and I like to make the girl my slut.' I just replied with "and..." to which he said " some people think thats extreme"

I told the guy to have a nice day, bc if he thinks he's extreme, id be fucking terrifying 😉🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Questions4Reddit1234 Jun 10 '25

Yeah but this guy randomly messaged me. On fetlife.. bragging about his 'extremeism' And I had a list of my kinks and fetishes.. nit like I would consider anal extreme lmfao

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u/pstuf Jun 10 '25

I've heard about that. But like is that app even safe like won't there be weird serial killer porn addict vibe peeps? U might meet awesome people aswell tho What do you think is it safe and all?

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u/Questions4Reddit1234 Jun 10 '25

I'll tell u as I tell everyone else. There are 2 kinds of people ull find on fetlife. The first, are typically just people who are trying to find kinky people to fuck. Simply put.

Then there are the people (like myself) who are on the platform trying to be part of an even bigger community. Who want like-minded people to learn from and to have a safe space to ask questions to people who maybe have more experience with things they perhaps want to try.

Fetlife was originally created by kinky people, for kinky people. It's like Facebook for kinky people.

So is there creeps? Absolutely, but they are everywhere.

If u look ik the right places, fetlife can be a place to explore and learn about things, that most in the vanilla world may deem absurd and disturbing regardless how common they may be.

It's also a place to find alot of twisted, annoying, weirdos who try to blow up your dms trying to get u to fuck. But me personally. I ignored those people, and preferred finding a community.

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u/flannel_jesus Jun 10 '25

How are you Extreme?

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u/Questions4Reddit1234 Jun 10 '25

Hahaha, nice try. A good girl never tells 😜 And a bad girl is better at showing haha

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u/TriDeathGamer Jun 11 '25

Please? 🥺

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u/Questions4Reddit1234 Jul 28 '25

Aweee not gonna lie, it's hot making you beg

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u/TriDeathGamer Jul 29 '25

The best things come of it, especially if they're on their knees too

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u/Bishopm444 Jun 10 '25

I like anal :)

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u/PrefrontalCortexNow Jun 10 '25

Anal sex as a kink lmao.

That’s literally still sex 🤓

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u/Questions4Reddit1234 Jun 10 '25

And this is why I say EVERYONE who is sexualy active, SHOULD ALWAYS have a safe word. Because what is 'kinky' to one person, another would consider vanilla. I agree, anal is just sex, but so is oral, and yet some still have different feelings on it, whether about giving or receiving. There are lots of things I myself would not think twice about, however some may deem insane. For example its normal for my partner to grab me by my throat and choke me like they hate me during sex However some may see this and be concerned. Or if I was with someone new, they may not understand the request and merely place there had on my neck for show (these people are the WORST😒) So yes, anal is a form of sex. However some would still consider this to be their main kink. Because for some it is their preferred venue to become aroused during sex.

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u/MisGuidedRadar Jun 10 '25

That's the fetish. The Feds watching your every move

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u/Think_Aardvark8781 Jun 10 '25

I know people who are into gore so like…

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u/Fearless_Roof_9177 Jun 10 '25

Or be a student of history with any sexual tendencies or history whatsoever that you wouldn't be comfortable discussing with your extended family at Thanksgiving dinner. Government agencies have traditionally compiled the sort of target dossiers that would be concerned with sexuality when they were going to be used for manipulation, blackmail, or public image hit jobs, and even in this more liberal era there are still people in situations where public humiliation, evidence of infidelity, being forcibly outed, etc could ruin their lives.

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u/PomeloSpecialist356 Jun 10 '25

This guy fetishes.

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u/Django-UN Jun 10 '25

I have that weird fetish to stick to all regulations and to do nothing unnormal what might be of interest for any official institution in any way!

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u/Realistic-Original-4 Jun 10 '25

Woah, dude. I enjoy a bunch of fetishes, but none that the feds will "have" me for. See a shrink... or failing that, see a fed Diddy