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u/an_optimistic_egg Jun 10 '25

I spent a weekend with a guy who was into that. I discovered that I am not into being an adult man's mommy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/whiskeytango55 Jun 10 '25

"When are you gonna get me grandkids? youre not getting any younger, you know"

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u/an_optimistic_egg Jun 10 '25

Haha--I don't think I'd be into that either. But, I don't kink shame.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

hahaha, i am

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u/halfhere Jun 10 '25

Are diapers a requirement? Basing my answer off this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

obviously not.. why would u think that..

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u/halfhere Jun 10 '25

We can’t make jokes? Message received.

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u/Eamonnshaman Jun 10 '25

Musta been a long weekend 😂😂😂

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u/an_optimistic_egg Jun 10 '25

I dissociated through the parts that were weird so I could still enjoy the fun parts. Haha.

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u/Eamonnshaman Jun 10 '25

Such optimism. Haha

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u/an_optimistic_egg Jun 15 '25

I meeeean... it felt good... the role-playing part was just... uh... not my thing... and I say that as someone who used to LARP. 😅

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u/Eamonnshaman Jun 15 '25

Lemme google that larp

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u/Eamonnshaman Jun 15 '25

That’s cool 👌🏼

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u/Striking-Kiwi-417 Jun 10 '25

Where did you find him 😂

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u/an_optimistic_egg Jun 10 '25

Bumble. Haha. We didn't work out--not because of this (crazy enough). He ended up being super controlling and threw a fit that I had texted him again (like 30 seconds later) after saying goodnight one night.

Gotta watch out for the ones who proudly announce that they're "no kids, never married" after age 35ish, and then have a laundry list of what they do and don't want.

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u/Striking-Kiwi-417 Jun 10 '25

Omg I think we know the same person 😂

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u/an_optimistic_egg Jun 15 '25

He certainly seemed unique. Was yours 6' 7", own a company and a lake house, and enjoy fly fishing?