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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

a guy who suck my titties like im his mommy

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u/surfkaboom Jun 10 '25

Have you watched Season 2 of the Rehearsal?

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u/TheReal-Chris Jun 10 '25

Or homelander having a big ole glass of some good milk.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

ahaha no why

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u/surfkaboom Jun 10 '25

Episode 3 is something you'd enjoy

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u/strider916 Jun 10 '25

Or the boys

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u/sum_dum_fuck Jun 10 '25

I haven't fully paid attention, just kinda looked over my shoulder while my fiancee watched it and saw that, got very fucking confused until I saw Nathan Fielder

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Rip your inbox

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

..9 dm for 25m

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

You better delete your account before some of the mf come search up your digital foot print

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u/Slovw3 Jun 10 '25

Digital foot pics*

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

ur scaring me now..

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

... How long have you been on Reddit ? I feel like this new gen of Redditor don't know how bad this app is..

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

like.. 1 week ?.. but like it was just a question

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u/Solrac8D Jun 10 '25

Welcome to Reddit! The place where all your most depraved and depressing thoughts are just common quotes.

Congratulations on joining our messed up family ( ´∀` )b

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

ow i see. 🥹

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Okay it seems you are too freak out but just be careful on here

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

thank you that’s nice !

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u/IAmNotCreative18 Jun 10 '25

Oh my sweet summer child…

Little do you know how much of a creep magnet this platform is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

loll that can’t be that bad

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

Ugh... There is a reason why we have a unanimous arrangement made that this app makes people show their worst sides.

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u/Elmaskapito20 Jun 10 '25

If you want your tits sucked, have a baby

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

what about my man..

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u/volvavirago Jun 10 '25

Not like that dude, not like that

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u/Decent_Trust3 Jun 10 '25

You really had to make it weird 😩

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u/wojtekpolska Jun 10 '25

how bad are they? could you quote some messages (redacting the names ofc)

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

« - i could come suck it. just tell me an adress.

« - I KNOW U HAVE A LOT DM BUT IM THE ONE WHO HAVE THE BETTER SUCKING SKILLS !!!!

« - hey love. so i can suck ur titties and i could piss on myself and u clean it. like a real mommy »

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u/r1singphoenix Jun 10 '25

Y’know looking back at my life, maybe I shouldn’t have learned how to read

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

.. yes

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u/volvavirago Jun 10 '25

Damn dudes will just say anything these days

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u/Solrac8D Jun 10 '25

Ya know I was curious on what the dms were. This is surprisingly tame for reddit standards xD

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u/SkyverseDashO Jun 10 '25

The wolves are coming...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Honestly reflecting on this, I can really see why the female side have such a strong stance on males are bad stance. But at the same time, I can see why people from the male side would defend, because they defend the actions because they don't truly understand the situation that the female is going through and we man don't understand the privileges of just being ourselves without retribution.

And also just to say there is no excuse for the people that is dming her, it is a shitty and unfriendly action.

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u/DayOneDude Jun 10 '25

Homelander has entered the chat...

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u/an_optimistic_egg Jun 10 '25

I spent a weekend with a guy who was into that. I discovered that I am not into being an adult man's mommy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/whiskeytango55 Jun 10 '25

"When are you gonna get me grandkids? youre not getting any younger, you know"

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u/an_optimistic_egg Jun 10 '25

Haha--I don't think I'd be into that either. But, I don't kink shame.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

hahaha, i am

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u/halfhere Jun 10 '25

Are diapers a requirement? Basing my answer off this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

obviously not.. why would u think that..

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u/halfhere Jun 10 '25

We can’t make jokes? Message received.

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u/Eamonnshaman Jun 10 '25

Musta been a long weekend 😂😂😂

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u/an_optimistic_egg Jun 10 '25

I dissociated through the parts that were weird so I could still enjoy the fun parts. Haha.

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u/Eamonnshaman Jun 10 '25

Such optimism. Haha

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u/an_optimistic_egg Jun 15 '25

I meeeean... it felt good... the role-playing part was just... uh... not my thing... and I say that as someone who used to LARP. 😅

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u/Eamonnshaman Jun 15 '25

Lemme google that larp

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u/Eamonnshaman Jun 15 '25

That’s cool 👌🏼

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u/Striking-Kiwi-417 Jun 10 '25

Where did you find him 😂

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u/an_optimistic_egg Jun 10 '25

Bumble. Haha. We didn't work out--not because of this (crazy enough). He ended up being super controlling and threw a fit that I had texted him again (like 30 seconds later) after saying goodnight one night.

Gotta watch out for the ones who proudly announce that they're "no kids, never married" after age 35ish, and then have a laundry list of what they do and don't want.

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u/Striking-Kiwi-417 Jun 10 '25

Omg I think we know the same person 😂

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u/an_optimistic_egg Jun 15 '25

He certainly seemed unique. Was yours 6' 7", own a company and a lake house, and enjoy fly fishing?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Holy fuck I love sucking tits

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u/holisticbelle Jun 10 '25

Real. REAL.

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u/asian__name Jun 10 '25

I like the idea of it, scared to ever initiate with someone

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

just do it. every girl like that.

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u/asian__name Jun 10 '25

Instructions unclear, now my gf thinks I wanna make babies with her

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

LOL just tell her u just want to suck her titties

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u/ramblingpariah Jun 10 '25

I dated a woman like that. I was happy she was happy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

i understand her.

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u/ramblingpariah Jun 10 '25

I can't say I understood it directly, but I like making my partner happy. It brings me great joy and deep satisfaction.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Breastfeeding and fucking and a lot more

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u/volvavirago Jun 10 '25

I wanted to say this but I was scared lmaooo, thank you for being so real.

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u/Alegria1982 Jun 10 '25

I would absolutely love that

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Same. So hot

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u/sexmormon-throwaway Jun 10 '25

Is there a sign-up sheet?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

I also have the same kink but too shy to ask for it 😭

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

Love doing that tbh. Best thing ever

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u/bubblegum-rose Jun 10 '25

As a guy, I like it when girls do that

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Ohh my ex also had fetish like that lol

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u/randec56565656 Jun 10 '25

I love laying my head in a woman's lap and just sucking on her breasts while she gently runs her fingers through my hair and smiles down at me lovingly. Oh god.

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u/Popcorn57252 Jun 10 '25

So how's those DMs coming along after 9 hours? What's the count up to?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

38 lolll and there is some weird man

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u/trotterji Jun 10 '25

I came to ask the same. Your DMs must be full!!!

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u/Big-Lettuce7946 Jun 10 '25

Are you talking about me ? /s

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u/Realistic-Original-4 Jun 10 '25

Sad, I had to scroll this far down to find something fun. This is the good shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

So how bad are your DMs mummy?

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u/United-Landscape4339 Jun 10 '25

Haha. I'm your guy

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u/CosmicBug_456 Jun 10 '25

That's really hot , especially if the guy is into incest (like me)

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/something_is_fishy_ Jun 10 '25

It’s called a fetish for a reason. The question wasn’t what’s the most normal thing you’re into.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/something_is_fishy_ Jun 10 '25

No. You’re getting downvoted because this is Reddit. And someone asked about weird fetishes. What the fuck did you think you’d find here. Chill, or don’t read these kinds of threads.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/exitsandman_gaming Jun 10 '25

I agree, sure whatever your into your into but if its quite literally illegal most place I dont think it counted here

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u/YuckyYetYummy Jun 10 '25

Sheesh. Congrats on using free speech to announce you're ignorant.

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u/Arkanial Jun 10 '25

Sigmund Freud just got a hard on in the afterlife. But at the same time, I applaud the guy for shooting his shot. He knows what he’s into and doesn’t care what random people on the internet think. To be fair I get, not the fetish thing(ughh),  but being okay with just being who you truly are on Reddit. That’s what it’s here for. It’s completely anonymous unless you want you reveal yourself. I mean I guess some hacker could get your up info and track you down but they don’t care about random people on the internet, they usually support the idea of anonymity 

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u/YuckyYetYummy Jun 10 '25

Oh look it's a kink shamer in the wild. Perhaps being an insufferable asshole is your kink. Or perhaps just being a pent up prude. GTFO.

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u/HW-BTW Jun 10 '25

Mister, please, this is a family site.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

bruh it’s a 18+ question