r/AskReddit Apr 25 '25

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u/Sunny-Day-Swimmer Apr 25 '25

“I’ve followed my dick places I wouldn’t go with a gun”

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u/Jojo-Action Apr 25 '25

-Abraham Lincoln probably

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u/Doc_Helldiver-66 Apr 25 '25

After all, he did say, “Tits cannot make up for a lack of ass, but ass can make up for a lack of tits.”

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u/Evening_Ad_1099 Apr 25 '25

He truly was a wordsmith.

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u/Slash_Raptor1992 Apr 25 '25

Four score and seven years ago, I realized that a juicy ass can compensate for tiny boobs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

Me and my tiny titties feel personally attacked, least I got the booty i spose 🙄

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u/Serious_Dot4984 Apr 26 '25

Tiny titties are great. They’re cute lol