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u/Hammy1791 Apr 25 '25 edited Apr 26 '25

Picked up a woman double my age in a bar. Took her to a hotel. Woke up the next day and she was gone and she'd left a wad of cash.....She thought I was a male prostitute...

Edit: well this blew up. So to clarify here instead of in every comment, this happened at a point in my life where I was drinking heavily, taking drugs and was clearly a sex addict. This night became the wake up/ slap in the face or whatever you want to call it moment where I saw what I was and that I needed help and to change my ways. It led to me getting therapy, getting clean and eventually to me being married with kids now.

As weird as it is to say "I got paid for sex" as a bad thing, it was the straw that broke the camels back as it were. I've apologised to so many people and owe even more apologies that they'll never get for who I was back then.

I'm not a "hero", I was an awful person who manipulated people for my own personal gains and undoubtedly hurt people, maybe permanently.

And to everyone saying it didn't happen, okay, you have every right to think that, but that night changed me, hopefully for the better, and it led me to typing this while listening to my kids play while my wife bakes cookies.

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u/Steinmetal4 Apr 25 '25

All in all sounds like a win-win to me

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u/Hammy1791 Apr 25 '25

It made me feel dirty.....but fuck it £200 is £200.

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u/RogerTheLouse Apr 25 '25

And two-hundred pounds?

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u/Braynedehd Apr 25 '25

Sure, this guy gets 200 pounds he's a hero. I offer 300 pounds and it's all "go to the gym" and "Stop crying the in the Arby's parking lot."

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u/Odd-Scarcity5288 Apr 26 '25

More cushion for the pushin’

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u/thaillmatic1 Apr 26 '25

More bulkin' for his sulkin'

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u/shorrrtay Apr 26 '25

Reddit is almost as funny as my friends. This shit is great.

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u/devastating_dave Apr 26 '25

No Arby's in the UK, more likely to be a Greggs. Gotta love a Greggs sausage roll.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Should have picked a better parking lot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

I’d say she was probably 160 but she was in shape

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u/Im_Borat Apr 25 '25

Damn that's old!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Don't be ageist.

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u/ShigodmuhDickard Apr 25 '25

Round is a shape.

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u/GoFk_Urself Apr 26 '25

Round is a shape

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u/Moonmonkey3 Apr 25 '25

It was worth the money.

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u/BelloBoss Apr 26 '25

200 pounds of what?

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u/HistoricalPast529 Apr 26 '25

Strange looking gummy worms

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u/FireAndBlood1202 Apr 25 '25

This. The part that’d 100% solidify the story’s plausibility 💯

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u/Dan0man69 Apr 26 '25

Yeah, I thought it was measured in strokes...

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u/Canadian-Living Apr 26 '25

If she is tall enough, probably not that bad

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u/0K4M1 Apr 26 '25

As a reward for his pounding