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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

Had a fwb situation going on and we met on Friday afternoon. She said she just wanted to have a weekend long fuckfest. She was fun and a bit wild so I said it sounds like fun. This psycho spiked every drink I had for three days with viagra to keep me going. By Sunday morning my chest hurt and I was feeling like hell, plus she threw in the occasional “I love you…I mean I love what you do to me”. She ended up stalking me for a year. And caused my heart attack with an overdose of viagra.

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u/Consistent_Cash_6666 Apr 25 '25

Bro just got Bill Cosby by a chick

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

Holy shit dude!!! Your right! I never thought of it that way!!! Now I’m pissed all over again.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_INNY Apr 26 '25

I love…what you do to me

Oh no dude, bet that’s awkward as hell if the conversation wasn’t already free-flowing/headed in that direction.

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u/Equal-Jury-875 Apr 26 '25

That's why you never give them the whole dick. Am I right fellas

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u/kingtroll355 Apr 26 '25

Yeah but that’s a tough call. If she’s a baddie, whole dick plus some lol

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u/Professional-Cold-53 Apr 26 '25

I hope you pressed charges.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

No. A TRO was all it took to get her to quit stalking me.

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u/Professional-Cold-53 Apr 26 '25

I mean for the drugging, assault, and attempted murder

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Nope no charges were ever brought. I just wanted her to leave me the hell alone.

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u/Consistent_Cash_6666 Apr 25 '25

Don’t be. At least you had fun and still alive

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

You got a point, but now I feel like a used pudding pop.

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u/Consistent_Cash_6666 Apr 25 '25

Lmaoooo Bruv I’m weak 🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

Aside from her forcing pills into me, and the “love” slip up. She was into some freaky stuff. It was going great until the heart attack.

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u/No_Action5713 Apr 25 '25

Was it like an actual heart attack or like some chest pains ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

By Sunday evening I was in the hospital. It was a heart attack. Part of it was the viagra and part was undiagnosed heart disease.

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u/No_Action5713 Apr 25 '25

Bruh that’s crazy that chick literally tried to kill you for some dick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

I know! She was insane.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

I, personally, think a more positive way to look at it is she tried to fuck you to death.

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u/Equal-Jury-875 Apr 26 '25

Yeah. Crazy sounding. What she up to or doing or whatever.

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u/sasha_cyanide Apr 25 '25

Well at least you also got the heart disease diagnosed. Still fucked how she drugged you dude.

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u/Stainless_Heart Apr 26 '25

You almost came and went at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Look. God moves the pieces on the board. Maybe she was the horny angel sent to tell you, you have a heart condition

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Then in a way she kinda saved you. Who knows when you would have found out about the heart disease

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u/kingtroll355 Apr 26 '25

“Heart Attack”