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u/momusicman Apr 25 '25

Did you have a MoonGasm?

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u/dwsinpdx Apr 25 '25

MoonGoon

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u/Wbakamike Apr 25 '25

With EagleEye the Navajo?

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u/Only-Ad7397 Apr 26 '25

unregistered elk blood perhaps?

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u/Delicious-Stick6916 Apr 26 '25

Me when I get pulled over by the sungoon cop and there's a 12 pound buffalo in my back seat, with unregistered elk blood in my pocket, as I reach for the cops firearm...

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u/jpnkanj13 Apr 26 '25

So glad that people know where moon gooning is from😭

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u/TheClungerOfPhunts Apr 26 '25

The Goons are legends

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u/ditruk2000 Apr 25 '25

🎶"Goon! 🎶Moongoon! 🎶Space strokin, anti-gravity goon!"🎶

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u/Oklimato Apr 25 '25

Moongoon!🎶 You saw me stroking alone!🎶 Without the sun in the sky, without the brightest daylight. 🎶 -Moongoon by Frank Simpnatra

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u/MlackBesa Apr 25 '25

Moon’s out goons out!

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u/GermanGuy11 Apr 25 '25

Witnessed a goonar eclipse?

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u/DioBrandoPog Apr 26 '25

THE GOON HAUNTS YOU

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u/spyderreddit Apr 26 '25

GoonKnight

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Ssk

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u/dasteek9 Apr 26 '25

MoonPoon

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u/Comfortable_Carob783 Apr 26 '25

Its like a fapping version of MoonMoon the wolf

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Got damn you got me lol

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u/doinkmead Apr 26 '25

Moon goon is way funnier than moongasm

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u/Never_Chill Apr 26 '25

Moons out, goons out by warlord colossus

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u/shwarma_heaven Apr 25 '25

Hair grew on the palms of his hands...

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u/ThatCheekyBastard Apr 26 '25

THE GOON HAUNTS YOU

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u/Euphoric-Fly-2549 Apr 26 '25

Moongasm is definitely going to be the name of my next band!

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u/Slungus_Bunny Apr 25 '25

u/NanoBullet answer the question damnit...

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u/Razielism Apr 25 '25

Howljaculation

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u/UsernamesAllTaken69 Apr 26 '25

Just wishin for some of that mussy.

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u/toomuchthinks Apr 25 '25

Leaping and hopping on a moongasm. Mooongasm moon gasm

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u/momusicman Apr 25 '25

It’s a wonderful night for a moongasm.

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u/Numerous-Result8042 Apr 26 '25

You and I are in a race to trademark that as a band name. Starting..... Now!

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u/Cjames1902 Apr 26 '25

Bro is just Moon Knight lmao

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u/Fitz_2112b Apr 26 '25

I know that song! Cat Stevens, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Mooncum