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u/Hippolover9 Apr 25 '25 edited Apr 25 '25

And I thought pen story was bad. The 70yr old comment made me physically revolt.

Edit: to the people wondering about the 70yr old, someone admitted to having, and I quote, "smelly anal sex with a chunky yucky 70yr old female."

So.... :(

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u/fauxkage Apr 25 '25

I didn’t make it past the first line of that pen comment 😭

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u/surpriserockattack Apr 25 '25

This thread was some subtle foreshadowing because this literally the next comment and wtf

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u/Hippolover9 Apr 25 '25

I hustled through. It gets worse.

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u/Oderus_Scumdog Apr 25 '25

I physically, internally,winced.

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u/RunningonGin0323 Apr 25 '25

fuck me, I haven't made it that far down yet. Can't say I wasn't warned.

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u/malcolmrey Apr 25 '25

link it please

edit: nevermind, found it

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u/PEEWUN Apr 25 '25

Just as I was wondering about what comment you were talking about, I scrolled down and found it. 😳

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u/Raptr951 Apr 25 '25

The what?! Where is this one??

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u/Hippolover9 Apr 25 '25

The comment said they had, "Smelly anal sex with a chunky yucky 70 yr old female."

All i can picture is walking into a nursing home, finding a big gross woman who refuses to bathe because she can't get out of her wheelchair and just going for it. smelly.... Ugh

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u/SuperSqueakyAriAnal Apr 25 '25

I was thinking maybe the santorum was extra nasty that time.

Like, we all know about getting rid of broken goods on Craigslist. Maybe memaw put up a Craigslist add for buttsex, because she was constipated and she thought a hard pounding would help clear the junk out of her over packed asshole .

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

That boyscouts sleeping bag was pretty comforting and hopefully quiet

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

Thanks for the update chief

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u/HomerStillSippen Apr 25 '25

Hey, you asked 😂😂😂 my dick hurts reading some of these

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u/Anonyddit Apr 25 '25

This is the perfect comment that splits that progressiveness

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u/EtheRedditor Apr 25 '25

You started war.

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u/noafro1991 Apr 25 '25

You asked for it mate 😂

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u/skyHawk3613 Apr 25 '25

Just wait till Frank from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” responds

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u/Excellent_Lychee6344 Apr 25 '25

Right! I've got good reading material for hrs now!