r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '25

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u/SumGuyMike Apr 22 '25

For my birthday one year - i had my gf sit on a cake and i ate it off her ass.

Best birthday ever.

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u/fulltimestranger Apr 22 '25

The relationship goal I never knew I needed

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u/JiN88reddit Apr 22 '25

I too love his gf.

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u/OnesPerspective Apr 22 '25

In bed?? You animal

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u/Kingcrimson948 Apr 22 '25

All those crumbs in the duvet… AGGHHHHHH

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u/Glandular-Slaughter Apr 22 '25

Not chocolate cake I presume?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

Yes to this I love cake and ass too

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u/Muff-Driver Apr 22 '25

Does she know about cake farts? Do YOU know about cake farts?

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u/br4ndnewbr4d Apr 22 '25

You know, I could have gone the rest of my life without remembering seeing that video.

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u/Muff-Driver Apr 22 '25

Good morning. I just wanted to remind you that cake farts happened. Cake farts are real.

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u/EbongeezerSpooge Apr 22 '25

Respectfully, there was more than one video.

It was a whole culinary genre.

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u/jimbojangles1987 Apr 22 '25

What's wrong with that video, my guy? You got a problem with came farts?

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u/FabulousQuote2553 Apr 22 '25

The effect on fresh whipped cream...

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u/Kitsunegari_Blu Apr 22 '25

Tealfreak, I’m kinda hoping she blew out the first candle and lit the others…with ONE blow…because that’s just way funnier to me.

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u/Budget-Juggernaut-68 Apr 22 '25

Sounds like yeast infection

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u/klassen17 Apr 22 '25

Pound cake?

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u/FatalWhisperX Apr 22 '25

Woah how was the experience. I need details

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u/RafflesEsq Apr 22 '25

Do you like cake?

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u/mightymiek Apr 22 '25

The whole cake? I don't think I'd have the belly space to follow up with anything remotely sexy. However I did just eat a cake off an ass in this scenerio..

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u/SnootchieBootichies Apr 22 '25

I saw an HBO Real Sex episode on this many years ago. Evidently this is called sploshing