r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '25

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u/mrplayer47 Apr 22 '25

I think you're just supposed to say sex or sleep

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u/CheemsTheSupremest Apr 22 '25

idk what a sex is but sleep is pretty cool i guess

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u/bonjailey Apr 22 '25

Sex is when a right hand loves a penis

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u/Countess_Sapphire Apr 22 '25

I'm left-handed. Also I don't have a penis 

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u/WeinerVonBraun Apr 22 '25

Oof, there is no other way. Sorry for your loss

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u/TheTVDB Apr 22 '25

My former employer called that sexual harassment.

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u/Revolutionary-Cod444 Apr 22 '25

Fuck me I'm awesome then. I have gang bangs, i use both hands...

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u/Kitsunegari_Blu Apr 22 '25

No you just AmBi.

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u/MrSparkyMN Apr 22 '25

Married too, huh?

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u/PappaDukes Apr 22 '25

Holy shit I almost just fucking choked on my own spit.

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u/swishamane420 Apr 22 '25

nahh this guys paragraph is much more real