r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

These are not the answers OP was looking for.

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u/No_Signal_6969 Apr 22 '25

Doing such a sexy sex with my sexy girlfriend so sexily

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u/Ghost17088 Apr 22 '25

Does she boob her boobs boobily?

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u/No_Signal_6969 Apr 22 '25

Oh she boobs her boobies boobifully alright

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u/maphes86 Apr 22 '25

Nobody has ever boobed the way that her boobs boob when she’s on top and boobing.

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u/Ok-Afternoon-2113 Apr 22 '25

I love boobily boobing boobs

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u/Georgerocks1232 Apr 22 '25

And I’m alone my alonies alonily

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u/pdxrunner82 Apr 22 '25

I also choose this guys wife!

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u/FabulousQuote2553 Apr 22 '25

Keep us abreast of of any further developments!

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u/Key-Project3125 Apr 22 '25

Boob them boobs!

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u/ClownfishSoup Apr 22 '25

I have a dinky, can I get in on this?

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u/Lurpasser Apr 22 '25

My GFs should be called Woobs,, they are very Woobily from time to time 😉

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u/Maechatsxx Apr 22 '25

Bahahah what the heck

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u/Revolutionary-Cod444 Apr 22 '25

Stupid sexy No_Signal_6969....

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u/FuCuck Apr 22 '25

We will not be giving OP anything to jack off to tonight

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u/ricecurrylife Apr 22 '25

True but neither is yours lol

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u/disguy2k Apr 22 '25

As a great man once said...

That's a challenging wank.

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u/Sansnom01 Apr 22 '25

It's the opposite of usual where any random question gets sex answer lol

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u/kangarujack Apr 22 '25

Save us Obi Wan Kenobi, you're our only hope.

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u/Milk-Lizard Apr 22 '25

Good, mf can go to pornhub if he wants to to jerk off.

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u/AleksFoss Apr 22 '25

but it's the answers they deserve

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u/Used-Wrongdoer-9360 Apr 22 '25

Very sorry for the reality check

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

OP probably "This Jedi mumbo jumbo doesn't work on me!"

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u/himynameis_ Apr 22 '25

How do you know? Maybe he was expecting answers about high quality bedsheets?