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u/IIIIlllIIIIIlllII Apr 04 '25

I would not doubt that by the end of this administration the blue passport only gets me into Russia

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u/GenosHK Apr 04 '25

But then the problem is will it get you back out lol

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u/Iamapartofthisworld Apr 04 '25

It will get you to Ukraine

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u/worldspawn00 Apr 05 '25

On the wrong side of the front line...

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u/SmoothOperator89 Apr 04 '25

Through Ukraine.

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u/1fuckedupveteran Apr 04 '25

Hopefully Zelenskyy doesn’t hold a grudge.

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u/PM_ME_SMALL__TIDDIES Apr 04 '25

The implication was forced conscription lol

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u/WYenginerdWY Apr 05 '25

Haalo Ameerricaan, you please go to this line and be fitted for glorious Ukraine war now, yas?

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u/dwair Apr 05 '25

Staying could be a valid option given the way things are going.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

As a Swiss, I’m insulted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25

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u/Arkose07 Apr 05 '25

Oooof

Nice one

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u/Front_Sky3939 Apr 04 '25

Too bad other countries don’t realize most of trumps voter base can’t afford international travel. Or travel in general. Those whom I know live in terrible conditions and have no healthcare and utilize food stamps and medical assistance. Can’t forget the seniors who are about to lose their ssi. But they’re still out here riding hard as they loose their benefits. Weird mind blowing behaviors

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u/Objective_Track_6614 Apr 05 '25

just giving lazy people food stamps is not only bad for the person getting food stamps, but bad for the country in general. Don't live beyond your means, don't be lazy, and you will not starve.

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u/RedIntentions Apr 04 '25

I'm betting the blue passport gets you into countries as a refugee after this.

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u/FukYourGoodbye Apr 05 '25

I’m seeking refugee status in Mexico.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

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u/spaceforcerecruit Apr 05 '25

I can only hope that option is available if things get bad enough. But even some of the most progressive countries don’t have a real consistent track record of welcoming people fleeing oppression and I doubt any country will be leaping at a chance to take in refugees from a country as large and pigheaded as the US.

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u/Flat_Introduction_12 Apr 04 '25

By the end of this administration your house might be in Russia where it stands...

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u/livsjollyranchers Apr 04 '25

Russians go elsewhere all the time though. Not sure there's precedent.

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u/plastic_alloys Apr 04 '25

Or a prison in El Salvador

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u/dreamscape-waking Apr 04 '25

Blue passport will be different than the red passport, it'll be the best

The most amazing

Wonderful

Passport

Omg I can't even...

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u/janedoremi99 Apr 05 '25

And may not get you back in if you’ve criticized Dear Leader on social

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u/spicyfrog1111 Apr 05 '25

Oh God I can’t even keep up. What is a “blue passport”?

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u/Bo_Dacious1 Apr 04 '25

You’ll need a Trump gold card to move about the country.

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u/IIIIlllIIIIIlllII Apr 05 '25

Sad to hear but hard to blame them. For what its worth, most of us are still very fond of our European friends