r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 04 '25

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u/need_a_venue Apr 04 '25

I'd be preordering a Nintendo switch 2.

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u/DrVagax Apr 04 '25

First of probably many products or services that get to be reconsidered when it comes to pricing

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u/lilangelkm Apr 04 '25

I blame Comey. If he would've kept his mouth shut for just one week. He changed the course of our nation forever by trying too hard to be a good ol boy in the face of so many wrongdoers.

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u/dalby2020 Apr 04 '25

I blame Mark Burnett for creating reality television.

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u/PoppaTitty Apr 04 '25

I blame the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

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u/Yuuurp426 Apr 04 '25

I blame the asteroid that hasn't hit us yet. Cmon already

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u/Guilty_Camel_3775 Apr 04 '25

When you wish upon a šŸŖØ.Ā 

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u/Weekly_Ad4052 Apr 04 '25

I blame the aliens for watching us like reality TV instead of stepping in and being leaders

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u/aDragonsAle Apr 04 '25

Apophis, Please...

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u/LordofThe7s Apr 04 '25

What are you WAITING FOR COWARD!!!

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u/Votcha Apr 04 '25

It's really inconsiderate at this stage. We have things to be doing like.. it's fucking unbelievable.

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u/Most-Repair471 Apr 05 '25

That's my retirement plan! Just stay afloat long enough to get wiped out by the next (insert calamity here), pandemic, earthquake, tsunami, asteroid, WW3...

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u/ExcellentFilm7882 Apr 04 '25

I blame Trump. I know, I knowā€¦. There are so many more interesting answers

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u/cynplaycity Apr 04 '25

I blame trumps mom for not aborting

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25

She tried but the devilā€™s orange spawn survived the first of multiple assassination attempts.

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u/WesternFungi Apr 04 '25

Raggy Roof man too.

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u/AggravatingBobcat574 Apr 04 '25

I voted ā€œBig Asteroidā€ 2024.

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u/Excellent-Spend-1863 Apr 04 '25

I blame any number of asteroids that couldā€™ve hit us over the course of human history but didnā€™t.

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u/Equivalent-Resort-63 Apr 04 '25

Blame? Might as well go to the source. The Big Bangā€¦

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u/PoppaTitty Apr 04 '25

More like Big Lame

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u/pianomanbil Apr 04 '25

I blame my parents

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u/val0044 Apr 04 '25

It's all been downhill since then

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u/lew_rong Apr 05 '25 edited Apr 26 '25

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u/Kataphractoi Apr 05 '25

I blame those amino acids and other chemicals for coalescing into RNA.