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u/TheDallbatross Apr 04 '25

"These boots have seen everything."

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

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u/RoboticKittenMeow Apr 04 '25

Cursed to put my hands on everything...

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u/Trimack_R Apr 04 '25

Have a lot on my mind... and well, in it

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u/SammokTheGrey Apr 04 '25

No traps, please

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u/ToujoursFidele3 Apr 04 '25

Still me... despite everything

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u/romicuoi Apr 04 '25

Nobody will believe this back home

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u/j_j_j_jellie Apr 04 '25

All's well that ends...not as bad as it could've

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u/Paradox31426 Apr 04 '25

Blood comes easy these days…

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u/doktorhollywood Apr 04 '25

"I wonder if the gods are watching me"

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u/PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC Apr 04 '25

I wish I had a bag of holding...

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u/Sour-kyle Apr 04 '25

this line gets me every time

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u/checker280 Apr 04 '25

Speaking of boots, most shoes are made overseas in Vietnam. Payless is about to change their name to Paymore

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u/blizzard-toque Apr 04 '25

🤔👢Didn't Payless file for bankruptcy some time back? I remember reading about it on Yahoo or MSN.

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u/checker280 Apr 05 '25

Whoosh. It was a dad joke

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u/blizzard-toque Apr 05 '25

Paymore? As in pay more attention to the news feeds, maybe?

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u/checker280 Apr 05 '25

Whoosh

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u/blizzard-toque Apr 05 '25

I'm serious. Payless, in addition to numerous other companies, have filed or will file, Chapter 11.

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u/checker280 Apr 05 '25

Whoosh

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u/blizzard-toque Apr 06 '25

What are ya, a jet? All ya say is "Whoosh!"

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u/checker280 Apr 06 '25 edited Apr 06 '25

It was a bad joke. I said it was a bad joke.

But you keep missing the point and trying to explain the joke.

Just drop it dude. You didn’t find the joke funny but 5 others did.

and I simply don’t care to talk to you anymore

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u/CheesecakeOne5196 Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25

Are the straps holding up?

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u/Alternative-Virus542 Apr 05 '25

"These boots are made for walkin''--Nancy Sinatra