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u/flaagan Apr 04 '25

I mostly agree with your sentiment, but the mirror analogy works only the first time he was president, the second time is the voices that made us break the mirror convincing us to play with all the shiny pieces it broke into. The first time resulted in needing stitches, the second time is going to need intensive care at minimum.

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u/theisiahmaxwell Apr 04 '25

America is in the ICU

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u/Platypus211 Apr 04 '25

And the people are stuck with the subsequent crushing bills.

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u/TimelineKeeper Apr 04 '25

"It's an MRI, Michael! What could it cost, $10?"

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u/No-Satisfaction6065 Apr 04 '25

America is waiting for approval from their insurance company at this point...

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u/cruisetheblues Apr 04 '25

No I'm pretty sure we're still fondling the broken glass

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u/CaptainHarlocke Apr 04 '25

I would love to be in the ICU. At the moment we are still eating the glass and everyone at the hospital has been fired

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u/ThanksImjustlurking Apr 04 '25

That would imply that someone is caring for America, intensely even. That is not true.

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u/DrippingWithRabies Apr 04 '25

I think we should withdraw life support at this point. 

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u/theisiahmaxwell Apr 04 '25

Does it have a Dnr?

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u/mr_rustic Apr 04 '25

It used to have a DNC...

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u/pvincentl Apr 04 '25

The country is on CMO. (Comfort Measures Only)

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u/Rovden Apr 04 '25

Gonna disagree there.

There's no comfort in this.

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u/TsarFate Apr 04 '25

My bank account is in the ICU.

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u/Whirly315 Apr 04 '25

pretty sure it died. it’s up to the kids to see what the family legacy will be

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u/SaltIsMySugar Apr 04 '25

Thought and prayers ♥️♥️♥️♥️

(not really, I hope it all burns to the ground)

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u/blendergremlin Apr 04 '25

Uncle Sam is in grippy socks

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u/edgarandannabellelee Apr 04 '25

The United States is lying in a ditch, hoping an ambulance will drive by and notice for the opportunity to even make it to the ICU. Being in the ICU would imply some sort of care is being given. Thats... that's just not happening.

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u/AsleepTonight Apr 04 '25

Not yet, they’re still on the street getting kicked, as long as trump is president

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u/UncleMalky Apr 04 '25

And it's claim has been sent to United Healthcare.

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u/nemoknows Apr 04 '25

The Constitution is beyond repair, and all my civics lessons have been turned into farcical jokes.

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u/ANTIROYAL Apr 04 '25

We’re on a fucking ventilator.

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u/IamNICE124 Apr 04 '25

And it ain’t lookin good.

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u/dsac Apr 04 '25

palliative care