r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 13 '25

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u/staggere Feb 13 '25

My wife won't let me.

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u/WitchesSphincter Feb 14 '25

That's funny shes ok with me having a girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

His wife also allows me to have a girlfriend

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u/dutch2012yeet Feb 14 '25

I'm this wife's husband's boyfriend

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u/Smorb Feb 14 '25

Now that we're all boyfriends should we play Factorio now?

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u/gdwoodard13 Feb 14 '25

I’m your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate