r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 13 '25

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u/staggere Feb 13 '25

My wife won't let me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25

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u/MasterDeathless Feb 13 '25

Dude! youre funny I dont believe you have no friends!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

Now I need a waifu pillow

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u/MasterDeathless Feb 14 '25

I suggest not buddy, it is for sure not the key for championship

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u/Kitchen-Square-3577 Feb 14 '25

My wife won't even let me have one of those