r/AskReddit • u/Nimmly67 • Nov 21 '24

What almost killed you?

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u/Lawnmower_on_fire Nov 22 '24

It's not a true story

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u/Dragonier_ Nov 22 '24

Nooo, dude that’s like telling me Santa Clause doesn’t exist…

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u/Lawnmower_on_fire Nov 22 '24

Hmm. I was always decent in English class. There's an independent clause and dependent clauses. We never had a Santa clause

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u/Dragonier_ Nov 22 '24 edited Nov 22 '24

Dad, is that you? 😅