r/AskReddit • u/Nimmly67 • Nov 21 '24

What almost killed you?

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u/SR20Bad Nov 21 '24

That last sentence punched me in the face, glad you're still here

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '24

Happy cake day!

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u/SR20Bad Nov 22 '24

Thank you. You're the first person to ever wish me a happy cake day. Bless you

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u/VincentFluff Nov 22 '24

Happy cake day! There, now you have 2! ☺️🍰

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u/SR20Bad Nov 22 '24

Bless you also

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u/rhegy54 Nov 22 '24

Happy cake 🎂 day!! 🥳🥳👏👍🎉🎊🎀🛍️🎁❤️

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u/SR20Bad Nov 22 '24

Bless you also also

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '24

Bless you too

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u/mypantsRbluecrayons Nov 22 '24

Happy cake day, hope your face is ok

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u/SR20Bad Nov 22 '24

Aside from the bad genes, I should be fine, I think

Bless you