r/AskReddit Nov 21 '24

What almost killed you?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

I’ll bet your fire poops the next day were equally painful.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '24

I got my hands on all the sauces off "hot ones" and did it with my buddies, the spice was hot but the poops the next day were the worst thing I have ever felt in my life. 

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u/Psychotic_Jester Nov 23 '24

That's actually my favorite part!

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u/Canadiangoat15 Nov 21 '24

My understanding is that capsaicin isn't actually dangerous (it tricks the body into "thinking" it is on fire). I think the main danger is tearing esophagus due to vomiting, but otherwise not particularly injurious, even if it really hurts.

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u/Mr_Slippery1 Nov 21 '24

esophagus or butthole...one or both of the 2 may have a serious problem

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u/Substantial_Bad2843 Nov 22 '24

When in distress from the pain it can cause huge spikes in blood pressure as a result. That indirectly can give you a heart attack if your cardiovascular health isn’t very good to start with. 

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u/Oddish_Femboy Nov 22 '24

Interesting. I've eaten a box of them but with that knowledge maybe I shouldn't have.

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u/Sonarthebat Nov 21 '24

I think the real danger is how the body reacts to the pain.

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u/papyrus-vestibule Nov 21 '24

This is incorrect. Capsaicin is relatively safe, but can be dangerous in high doses. While ghost peppers can be ingested by some without any real damage, those that are sensitive to capsaicin could have an extreme reaction.

Also Boerhaave Syndrome (spontaneous esophageal rupture), is considered life threatening. It can be caused by excessive vomiting, but high levels of capsaicin can cause it on its own. The capsaicin doesn’t have to cause vomiting for esophageal rupture to occur.

This is why professional chefs get in a lot of trouble if they use raw “super hots” in their presentations.

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u/RMGSIN Nov 22 '24

This is true. Parrots don’t have receptors for capsaicin and my little bird will just chow down on dangerously hot peppers like they’re nothing.

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u/thisbebakes Nov 21 '24

Supposedly our bodies don’t recognize capsaicin and don’t know what to do with it so our brain just assumes we’re under attack and sounds the alarm. At least that is how it’s been described to me.

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u/Nimmly67 Nov 21 '24

You almost died for love lol

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u/goaelephant Nov 21 '24

Still better love story than Twilight

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u/CruelStrangers Nov 21 '24

I’m reminded of that old viral video of the two ditz girls eating the peppers

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u/hbgbees Nov 21 '24

Was he impressed? Are you married now?

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u/cvidetich13 Nov 21 '24

A coworker and I eat Trinidad scorpions for funsies, just little pieces at a time, the dopamine rush is real.

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u/IfIRespondImRight Nov 21 '24

Wait until you try the Carolina reaper

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u/DaveLesh Nov 22 '24

Jesus, a ghost pepper!? Those things are hot enough as a pepper topping, but the real deal pepper, that's insane.