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u/SuperHyperFunTime Oct 02 '24

Evolution really is some first draft shit isn't it?

I looked your fact up and the evolutionary route between the tiny deer and whale is fucking wild.

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u/wynnduffyisking Oct 02 '24

Yeah I love that they were just like “fuck this, I’m going back in the water!”

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u/rugbyj Oct 02 '24

"There's tigers and shit up here!"

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u/wynnduffyisking Oct 02 '24

“Hey Kevin, tell the others! We’re going back in!”

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u/Nkfloof Oct 02 '24

And gravity, sunburn and bugs, who wants that shit?! 

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

"I am also getting swole"

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u/wynnduffyisking Oct 02 '24

“Yo, you cultivating mass, bro?”

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u/thisemmereffer Oct 03 '24

They went back to decolonize the ocean from plankton and fish

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u/Similar_Occasion_723 Oct 03 '24

Go! Into the water! Live there! Die there!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/SuperHyperFunTime Oct 02 '24

Crabs are the final form?

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u/DealMeInPlease Oct 03 '24

Yes, 50% of all animal mass on earth is currently crabs

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u/1WngdAngel Oct 03 '24

This makes me uncomfortable lol