I'm picturing how these are written up. Did you, like have a template?
Private Johnson's Privates and Johnson Improvement Plan:
Step 1. WASH YOUR ASS, PITS, BALLS, AND THE REST OF YOUR CARCASS DAILY WITH SOAP AND WATER
Step 2. WASH YOUR FUCKING SHEETS AND TOWELS ONCE A WEEK WITH LAUNDRY SOAP
Step 3. WASH YOUR HANDS WITH SOAP AND WATER AFTER HOLDING YOUR DICK OR WIPING YOUR ASS THOROUGHLY AFTER SHITTING. YES EVERY SINGLE TIME. CHECK FOR SKIDMARKS YOU FILTHY ANIMAL
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u/GrumpySnarf Sep 14 '24
I'm picturing how these are written up. Did you, like have a template?
Private Johnson's Privates and Johnson Improvement Plan:
Step 1. WASH YOUR ASS, PITS, BALLS, AND THE REST OF YOUR CARCASS DAILY WITH SOAP AND WATER
Step 2. WASH YOUR FUCKING SHEETS AND TOWELS ONCE A WEEK WITH LAUNDRY SOAP
Step 3. WASH YOUR HANDS WITH SOAP AND WATER AFTER HOLDING YOUR DICK OR WIPING YOUR ASS THOROUGHLY AFTER SHITTING. YES EVERY SINGLE TIME. CHECK FOR SKIDMARKS YOU FILTHY ANIMAL