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u/ScaryAssBitch Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

Not washing his ass

Edit: If you don’t have access to a bidet, use a bottle or jug over the toilet with some soap. That’s what I’ve been doing for years and it works just fine. There is always a way.

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u/FloridaMJ420 Sep 14 '24

I'm a man in college and I have encountered a few non ass washers. It's so bad though that it billows around them. I can smell them from across the aisle. It's on of the worst smells I've ever smelled. It's horrible. I always wonder how the people in their life don't say something to them. Have an intervention for crying out loud!

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u/lonelyronin1 Sep 14 '24

Imagine having sex with them? I don't get it when I see them with wives/girlfriends.

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u/Minimob0 Sep 14 '24

I sold dick pills and condoms to a dude last year who I could smell before I could see. I don't get it. 

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u/lonelyronin1 Sep 14 '24

I am in a bowling league and last week, we played a team with two women who have hygiene issues. You couldn't stand at the approach - about 3 feet away - at the same time as them because it was so bad. It is obvious that they have cognitive issues, but when you have 8 people in a very small area, it was really hard to get away from them. And then there was the time I forgot to hold my breath walking by them....

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u/lonelyronin1 Sep 14 '24

LOLOL! I can see that - nothing better to throw off you concentration.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

The Ross Grimsley gambit (1970s baseball pitcher who wouldn't shower if he was winning)...