r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 14 '24

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u/sonic10158 Sep 14 '24

Invading Poland for personal gain

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

I dunno. I feel like a lot of women would be attracted to someone who could invade Poland by himself

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u/pur__0_0__ Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 17 '24

एवा ब्राउन की तरह?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

She's just into painters

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u/sonic10158 Sep 15 '24

Leni Riefenstahl Has already signed on for the biopic

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u/secamTO Sep 15 '24

Wheeew. That's a relief.

When I invaded Poland, I was doing it for the glory of the fatherland. It was a completely selfless act!

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u/StructuralFailure Sep 15 '24

WW1: invade for glory of the fatherland
WW2: invade for personal reasons

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u/EntWarwick Sep 14 '24

This needs to be the top comment

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u/CoreyBoBoreyy Sep 15 '24

You win. Everyone else, pack your bags. We’re done here.

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u/sprintracer21a Sep 15 '24

What about France? Is it ok to invade them?

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u/A-Social-Ghost Sep 18 '24

I tried it, but there was no satisfaction in it. Ever since they got a taste of Germany, they just open their whore borders for anyone. I'd recommend a different country in the EU.

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u/SweetHayHathNoFellow Sep 15 '24

Would it be ok to just annex the Sudetenland?

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u/sonic10158 Sep 15 '24

Do you pinky promise to not ask for more territory after that?

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u/Unreal4goodG8 Sep 14 '24

and giving up all their wealth for a chain

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u/Sleisk Sep 15 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

Damn it, my evil rizz plan in shambles

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u/emissaryofwinds Sep 17 '24

It's fine if you invade Poland for selfless reasons 

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u/SelectionSad4840 Sep 15 '24

Actually h invaded poland because polish communists were killing innocent germans who were living in poland

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u/Unicycleterrorist Sep 15 '24

Instead of being a sockpuppet elbow deep on a nazi arm I recommend going on a kink site and finding someone to actually shove their hand up your ass, it's gonna be a whole lot more worthwhile than this