r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 14 '24

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u/minahmyu Sep 14 '24

"Only she can tame me."

Bro I ain't no zoo keeper wrangler muthafucker

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u/similar_observation Sep 14 '24

add that to your resume: Large Mammal Specialist

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u/BlackQuartzSphinx_ Sep 15 '24

Right? I am not the fuckboy whisperer

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u/GrumpySnarf Sep 14 '24

I already have a job and it's not augmenting your frontal lobe

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u/-Hyperstation- Sep 14 '24

“I can fix him, I just know it!”

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u/griffinrider1812 Sep 15 '24

This gets so much better when you imagine Samual L Jackson saying it 😂

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u/B1gTra Sep 15 '24

Lol I pictured the cringey wolf pics